You know you´re obsessed with bass when...

[MisterMagician]

Just make the graphic your desktop image and be happy like the rest of us.

Interesting idea.

 

[Rick in Dixie]

When your Personal license plate on your car just says E,A,D,G

 

[jugoziithouu]

When organizing your school binder instead of A B C D E you go G D A E B

When ur drunk and u pick ur friends guitar and go "gosh this piccolo bass is so out of tune"

Guilty :x

 

[cbass717]

+9876567890

 

[cbass717]

Your proud when you get blisters
You've dumped your life savings into bass
You 16, listen to Motown, and like it
You've named all your basses

this is SOOOOOOO true

 

[Liist]

When you're a teen, and you own ****** equipment, and thinking everyday of upgrading but can't because you can't get a job.

You're thinking more of your first decent bass than your first car

Having GAS when all you have is a cheap-ass Ibanez

I'm so damn guilty

Can someone help me out?

 

[lexxmexx]

All of your other hobbies/interests get put on hold indefinitely, due to concentrating on bass.....

Guilty as hell, I have bought about 50 books before picking up the bass and all I want to do now is just to play my bass the moment I reached home. When will I ever get to read them???

 

[anyonefortennis]

Guilty of these:

1. Pay $150+ for Stones tickets and watch Darryl Jones the whole show
2. Anytime a band is on TV, automatically identify bass/rig make/model

 

[MisterMagician]

2. Anytime a band is on TV, automatically identify bass/rig make/model

I do this all the time on late-night talk shows.

 

[j.a.e.r.i.p]

Personally, when i dream, most of the time i see a fretboard, and i hear and watch my left hand play haha. it's nice to watch.

 

[JacobE]

when your on talk bass instead of doing class work

 

[Wh4len]

When you have a bass clef tattooed

You hear the words G-string and don't think about a woman

You know what the difference between a bass and a guitar is (apparently unless you play bass its impossible to tell)

You refer to guitarists as guitards

Guilty of these:

2. Anytime a band is on TV, automatically identify bass/rig make/model

Guilty as charged

 

[Psycho]

that song is impossible for me to play.

ive only attemted to play the trooper once

then i backed off

Honestly I find Iron Maiden very easy to play. I think you just need help galloping lol.

 

[Joel S.]

Where's that from?

http://www.splitreason.com/product/585

 

[Bardley]

When you're playing bass at home and your wife gives you the "come and get me" look and you actually consider declining so you can keep playing. :scowl:

I'm guilty.

 

[Aged_Clayman]

When you`ve read all the "You know you`re a bass player when" threads and still come up with some new syndromes.

You refer to guitarists as guitards

Actually, one rhythm guitarist I know does this too. Although she`s a guitarist/singer, so I don`t know if it counts.

 

[paganjack]

your girlfriend tells you that you play bass parts with your hands in your sleep.

 

[WarriorJoe7]

When you're running in formation for PT and you're humming a made-up bass line to the cadence that's being called....

Are you in TDC?

 

[BlackLake]

...when this is what your daughter gets as a present for her 3rd birthday.

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[Joel S.]

your girlfriend tells you that you play bass parts with your hands in your sleep.

wonder how she knows... you don't wake up with sticky fingers do you?