When your bass collection is worth more than your car...
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When your bass collection is worth more than your car...
When you get dumped for playing the bass too much. True Story.
Also, when you get dumped for playing the bass too much, you can't help but feel like you did something right.![]()

guilty as charged
When you get Mr. Happy stuck in the input jack.
When your girlfriend, who would otherwise have no reason to know who level 42 is, knows at least a couple songs and the lyrics off any Level 42 album you play on the stereo.
And when your buds joke about "that crappy Level 43 band" just to try to get me riled up...

When you put a bass clef on your birthday cake. (guilty as charged)
(BTW: It's my birthday today! I'm turning 16!)![]()
When you see the finish on the wood paneling in your car and think " Damn, that'd make a great bass."