The guy at the rifle store tells you they sell precision rifles and you ask for a ¨jazz rifle¨
True stoy btw
Off you go kiddies MOAR MOAR!!!!!!!!
True stoy btw

Off you go kiddies MOAR MOAR!!!!!!!!
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You walk into a guitar store and ask where the bass store is
You walk into a bass store and ask where all the basses are among the fish on the wall
you play air bass on the street.
True story.

when you wake up and your bass is on the bed and your girlfriends on the floor
Your proud when you get blisters
You've dumped your life savings into bass
You 16, listen to Motown, and like it
You've named all your basses
When your bass collection is worth more than your car...
