You know you´re obsessed with bass when...

[-juliet-]

When someone's talking about double bass in a metal song and you don't get it at all, because all you can think of is the wooden instrument instead of the double bass of a drummer, untill that somebody explains what (s)he means...

 

[Mikio]

When the guard on your diamond wedding ring interferes with you playing, so you simply don't wear it. Ever.

When it's all you blog/think/read/talk about.

And you're pissed because there aren't more bass blogs out there.

When you wish the letter "C" Were turned the other way so you could spell your name with the bass clef. And sometimes you do it anyway just for grins.

well, the "bass clef" [as in spanish "Llave de Fa", litteraly "key of F"] does stand for an F, so I'd never do that.... and then's the "llave the Sol" [key of G]... which stands for a G xP

 

[abrahamseed]

When you get Mr. Happy stuck in the input jack.

When you think the "Normal" jack means that its OK to try this!

 

[abrahamseed]

when you've read through 26 pages of posts in this forum..............

 

[namraj]

You are at a friends birthday dinner, and you happen to notice one of the guys has a bass on his shirt, and you work out the exact model of the bass (It was a Line 6 variax 705)...

work out?

surely: you know your obsessed with bass when simply by glancing at a picture of just a head stock you instantly know the brand and model.

 

[mrjim123]

when you've read through 26 pages of posts in this forum..............

And you continue to look forward to reading them, always thinking after reading one that, "yeah, these are people I can relate to" ("Mr. Happy" incident notwithstanding).

 

[Kaneesel]

when you are at a bikini bar with waitresses where near nothing and you see a bass clef tattoo on the busboy and turn to you coworkers and say "i bet that guy plays bass". They then look at you in confusion(sp?).

true story. last week at lunch.

 

[TonyP-]

...when this is what your daughter gets as a present for her 3rd birthday.

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That Rules...

I'm already thinking of what I'm going to get mine and she is only a little over 6 months...

 

[ciubz]

Something like, 'Awesome! Now I have more time to play bass!'

one of my latest crimes

 

[backline112]

When you think the "Normal" jack means that its OK to try this!

I don't get it.

 

[Alduroth]

When you dont realise you girlfriend is talking to you cuz you're imagining playing the bass

When you just play some airbass with righthand but upside down.. People tend to wonder what you're doing..

When you always switch the subject to your new bass *cough*

 

[Fassa Albrecht]

you can't stop humping your bass

Guilty...

 

[RexNFX79]

When your bass collection is worth more than your car...

+1

 

[Billy Low]

You give up any desire to make a six figure salary as a Senior Telecommunications Analyst/IT Manager and decide to eek out a modest living working for a bass manufacturer. Uh, no, wait...that just makes me a d@#* fool!

 

[thebassmandave]

When your wedding ring has bass clef motifs embossed around it.

 

[Psychotic_Hell]

-When you get pissed off at a teacher when they say "Who ever is looking at the guitars please log off" instead of "Who ever is looking at the BASSES, please log off"

ARGH!!! So frustrating

 

[JonathanD]

When you eat less just so you can save more money to buy a bass.
When you ride a bike to work, so you can save money for a bass rig.

 

[JonathanD]

When your wedding ring has bass clef motifs embossed around it.

You sir win a prize.

 

[CharlieCraver]

guilty, right now actually, im supposed to be planning an essay for english

i'm pretty much on here half of my school day.

 

[CYDbass]

...you wonder if the wood workshop of Warwick University (in England) will make you a bass, just so you can have something you can call a Warwick

warwick uni has a wood workshop!
wud they actually make a bass?? or is that just wishful thinking?
cuz warwick uni is like 10mins from my house lol XD

wasnt thinkin of goin there 4 uni, but......