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    Your Nom de Plume / Handle or Pseudonym used here

    I am a very out-front, "lead bass" kind of player. Basically a giant wanker on the instrument. One day, many years ago, after we had performed at a multi-band show one of the other bands was chatting at our table with us and I don't recall exactly what the other people were talking about but...
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    What is the absolute most bizarre, unusual, odd gig you ever played?

    This story reminds me of a halloween gig we played once. Sold out show, and we were playing dance/EBM music so the crowd was very into it and the dancefloor was packed. A woman was in the crowd dressed in a mask over her eyes and a robe. She was staring intently at our keyboard player and...
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    What is the absolute most bizarre, unusual, odd gig you ever played?

    It seems my bands have only ever played weird/unusual/odd gigs, usually it was us who made them odd. I have so many to choose from. One time in particular we played a feeder stage/show for a folk festival. Kind of like a tryout held at a local bar. In attendance was a number of booking...
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    NBD... sort of. (Ruokangas content)

    That is an insanely cool looking bass. Wow!
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    "Hey, can I take a picture of your settings?"

    Nah, nothing as cool as that. It's kind of hard to explain. Maybe think of an obtuse comedy act done to a soundtrack of noise. For example we have an upcoming show where we put together a tribute band to our band since we haven't played this venue in a while. The tribute band has most of the...
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    "Hey, can I take a picture of your settings?"

    One of the acts I get to occasionally play out is a noise band that makes weird noisy stuff that is more performance art than "music". I've had people take pics of my pedals and ask about particular settings after those shows. It was always nice to talk about effects and all, but honestly even...
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    Next cover you plan on tackling.

    That's so great. What a fun idea.
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    Do’s and Don’ts For The Kids

    Excellent advice. I also love the learn to shred/learn to support points being in the DO column. One of my favorite aspects of the band I'm playing with now is that I get to do both in many of our songs. It's so much fun to sit in pocket, ramp it up to 1000% and then chill back in the pocket...
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    No one will ever accuse her of being subtle.

    That was so awesome. Perhaps it's not for everybody but I really love her tone and the one million notes a second craziness. I really need to up my game...
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    The latest take on pedals vs. modelers, according to a Reverb guy…

    As a lover of extreme and weird sounds I find nearly all modelers and multieffects units way too vanilla for my liking. I want effects that push the boundaries and are nearly uncontrollable. Definitely some MFX units go the weird route (I love my Zoia), but they aren't the norm. And I get it...
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    Next cover you plan on tackling.

    I think I love you with just conga drums sounds like an amazing idea. I wish I could pull off something like that haha. You are right, I should do a better job embracing the weirdness of my divergent covers.
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    Next cover you plan on tackling.

    This week I started chipping away at a bass + vocals only arrangement of The Gambler. Fun song. My version is kind of turning into it's own thing, maybe diverging too much from the original haha. But that's how it goes sometimes... At least I'm using the right chord structure.
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    NBD Wow!

    That's an amazing finish! And a cool bass too. What a find!
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    NBD custom ordered fretless

    So pretty! It makes me want to play it!
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    Tips to avoid becoming an "I used to play bass" dad

    Here is how I managed continuing the play/create music, a new family, 2 homes, a demanding job managing an IT department, being a part-time prof at a university and supporting my wife while she was doing her PhD: scheduling! Every night, I scheduled at least 1 hour for music, and of course my...