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Stage size could benefit from a short scale, possibly headless, if you're playing a small stage and don't have much room. *Turns around and.... oops! knocks a mic stand over with the full-scale headstock*

Your impeccable ability to read sheet music is better than Stevie Wonder!

Obviously the amp is defective! Changing from 230v to 115v should work like an attenuator. :D Send the amp back! In the meantime, you can plug your instrument directly into the wall. You'll need a special cable though. You need to take a standard electric cable, cut the female end off, and...

Did you even read the previous posts? The seller ships tons of instruments and obviously knows how to pack. I've had friends and family who have been shipped dozens of acoustic, electric, and bass guitars and they were usually sent in a small 'cardboard coffin' with minimal packing from high...

Not that uncommon. Mike Portnoy, Ringo Starr, Don Henley, Phil Collins, Sheila E, Mickey Dolenz, Karen Carpenter, Dave Grohl, Roger Taylor...

I think many people are just being funny, and don't mean to be a douchebag. When I hear criticism, I want to hear Gordon Ramsay yelling 'your drummer sounds like a garbage dumpster being tossed down 12 flights of stairs!' :D If you're going to be a musician, no matter how good you are, sooner...

I like to play music with odd time signature changes, to make people dance like they're having a seizure.

While technically not a piano, some of the highest quality synths have two octaves.

Short scale? That's just silly! You can't be a true bassist unless you carry around one of these everywhere:

Didn't GG Allin do that at a show once?

I am wearing compression socks, now I don't need a compressor, as the compression flows through me like a Jedi!

Gwar uniforms? Sounds like fun!

First bass? Gibson? Pfft. All you need is a balloon with a pickup.

Has anyone bought the Dream Theater single on vinyl? It wouldn't fit in my car, I had to strap it to the roof.

Virgil Donati Greg Saunier Mike Portnoy Phil Collins

If you want to really be cool, play with one string. Get a washtub and a broomstick and put a string on it :D Or try to play a balloon....

That depends... the state or the band?

My 'old faithful' that has been my go-to for the past few decades: My newest:

I would rather someone say 'look at that guy shred on that cheap POS!' than someone say 'look at that talentless idiot playing on a $5000 bass!'

I wouldn't mention that to the seller, as they would be more likely to quote you a 'Unique one of a kind' price rather than the 'Factory reject' price.