It has Darwin "honorable mention" potential. In order to win one of those things it would have to involve running on the track to impress his girlfriend, finding a quarter, something involving a gerbil etc...
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It has Darwin "honorable mention" potential. In order to win one of those things it would have to involve running on the track to impress his girlfriend, finding a quarter, something involving a gerbil etc...
It has Darwin "honorable mention" potential. In order to win one of those things it would have to involve running on the track to impress his girlfriend, finding a quarter, something involving a gerbil etc...
In order to win, his last words would have had to have been "Hey y'all... watch this!"
LOL. I sense a little sarcasm over the latest "media bias" claim.Come on, the news story clearly implies that the ride yanked him from where he was standing safely, hurled him over the safety fencing, and dropped him right in place where he was helpless before the out-of-control roller coaster cars ripped his innocent head off. Don't try to tell me it doesn't.
In order to win, his last words would have had to have been "Hey y'all... watch this!"
I guess Batman is getting tough on crime.
Okay, just one... Motocross track. Open riding session. Flag man waves everyone off the track so they can groom the track. After 20 minutes kid decides he's tired of sitting and rides past the flag man who's trying to stop him from going onto the track, takes a blind double and manages to land on the discs of the machine the tractor was using to groom the track. Tore him up pretty bad and he died at the scene. Track got sued. He signed a waiver and everything. ridiculous.
Piper Aircraft company lost a multi-million dollar law suit when a man stole a 60 year old Piper Cub airplane. People at the airport saw him stealing it so they parked a truck on the runway trying to stop him. He ran into the truck and was killed. The family sued the aircraft manufacturer on the grounds that the design of the airplane was faulty and won.
Moral: Nothing is impossible when dealing with lawyers and juries.
Remember the XLR8?
And what was tha name of that twisty number that was a short coaster, but it had so many barrel rolls and the first drop was straight down (90degree)?
That's the problem with the concept of "joint and several liability" in the legal system. A party only needs to be 1% responsible to be 100% liable for the injury.
First the Joker, then this kid.
Who's next, Batman?! WHO'S NEXT?!?!