I've got another post or two and this thread is done.
Yesterday I get a text from the Tech, Lucio.
"Intonated, pickups wired correctly and ready to go."
"Excellent! I will have to get it tomorrow. What do I owe you?
"$45"
"For all that work??? Setup, wiring, drilling, new parts... That sounds awful low. Not that I want to talk myself out of money, but that must have been 3hrs labor easy. I don't want to underpay you"
"You already spent too much on this experiment. I took the challenge just to see if I could do it. Nex ttime, I'll charge you more."
"Lolz. Deal!"
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At the shop this morning, the 70yr old owner had been away recovering from a heart attack and was back the last few days. He says to me a customer was just asking about 'that nightmare' yesterday. He picks the bass up, plugs it in, proceeds to noodle around quite effectively and hands it over with a nod of approval. Lucio comes out to talk with me a bit. I messed up one of the pot's wiring, but all was well enough. We had a good laugh about it. I gave him a $50 for the work, a $20 gratuity and a bag of spare parts such as tuners, saddles, a bridge, knobs, screws and misc.
Being an ebay crapper, it's got a solid passive, if unremarkable, punch and registers across all tonalities nicely enough. It's nothing to write home about. I got what I expected and paid for. The nut and the setup cost as much as the bass did, shipped! I'm glad for this experiment.
The result is that if I ever want another such 5-string, I would find a 43mm 4-string I like and do the same conversion. The benefit would be better wood, electronics, neck, everything than this balsa bass.
For under $250 (or $340 including the write-off bass itself), I have a unique 5-string with ~14mm string pitch at the bridge. I could have saved a few bucks if I'd gone to Lucio in the first place. Now I know.
I've only noodled a few minutes, but the playing is tight and once I get used to the new fingering required, I may even be 'faster' as compared to a traditional 5-string for those few mm of spacing. It's been decades since I even touched a 5'er, so we'll see.
A further post will include photos of the final result once I get them off my phone and on my computer.