A man walks into a bar . . . .

[Relic]

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.....

Lexdysia is no laughing matter!

 

[warwick.hoy]

Two pieces of string walk into a bar and the bartender looks at them suspiciously. He says "Sorry, boys, we don't serve your kind here." So the pieces of string walk out again.

They're sitting in the gutter outside and feeling really thirsty when one piece of string says "Hey! I've got an idea to get me into the bar."

So he starts twisting and turning, wriggling this way and that, pulling out a few threads here and there. His mate's looking at him and thinks he's gone completely nuts.

Then the piece of string walks back into the bar. The bartender looks at him a little suspiciously again and says "Here, you're not a bit of string, are you?"

The piece of string replies "No, I'm a frayed knot."

 

[MatticusMania]

A man walks into a bar...

and walks out of the ER with a $5000 bill.

HA!

 

[Relic]

A guy from California walks into a bar with a beautiful parrot on his shoulder. The bartender walks up to him and says "wow, he's amazing! where did you get him??" The parrot says, "meh, I got him last time I was in California.."

 

[Jeff K]

Lexdysia is no laughing matter!

I used to be dyslexic. But now I'm K.O....

 

[L-A]

This thread is missing the ten inch pianist joke.

 

[PSPookie]

What happened when the piano fell down the mine shaft?
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