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all ghostly wonkiness here plz.
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soulgeezer
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That the movie exists or that its a true story?
xgabriele got it -- Follow his lead!
I believe Bruce Willis sees dead people!
You mean like Hans Gruber from Die Hard?
A visiting professor at the University of Alabama is giving a seminar on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks:
"How many people here believe in ghosts?" About 90 students raise their hands.
"Well that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you've ever seen a ghost?" About 40 students raise their hands.
"That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?" 15 students raise their hands.
"That's a great response. Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?" 3 students raise their hands.
"That's fantastic. But let me ask you one question further... Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?"
One student in the back raises his hand. The professor is astonished. He takes off glasses, takes a step back, and says,
"Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have slept with a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience."
The redneck student replies with a nod and begins to make his way up to the podium.
The professor says, "Well, tell us what it's like to have sex with a Ghost."
The student replies, "Ghost?!? I thought you said 'goats'."
"How many people here believe in ghosts?" About 90 students raise their hands.
"Well that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you've ever seen a ghost?" About 40 students raise their hands.
"That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?" 15 students raise their hands.
"That's a great response. Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?" 3 students raise their hands.
"That's fantastic. But let me ask you one question further... Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?"
One student in the back raises his hand. The professor is astonished. He takes off glasses, takes a step back, and says,
"Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have slept with a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience."
The redneck student replies with a nod and begins to make his way up to the podium.
The professor says, "Well, tell us what it's like to have sex with a Ghost."
The student replies, "Ghost?!? I thought you said 'goats'."
soulgeezer
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+1
Me either. I think there are things that are impossible to explain with conventional science.. but "ghosts" per se? No way are they dead spirits of people walking/floating around the earth. Other-worldly 'aliens'? Same thing.. don't exist.
a ghost tried to make love to me, i didn't stop him, felt great.
do ghosts exist.
i'm a non seeing without my glasses santering down the beach on a warm summer day listening to the birds chirp, ghost fan boy and don't mind seeing 13 ghosts threads on tb at once at all from here on there brains infested
do ghosts exist.
i'm a non seeing without my glasses santering down the beach on a warm summer day listening to the birds chirp, ghost fan boy and don't mind seeing 13 ghosts threads on tb at once at all from here on there brains infested
soulgeezer
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Liar.
labgnat killed me and now I'm back -- He's going to be taking through the back door every night until he goes insane and kills himself.
Then, when he sees me on "the other side" and wants to hook up, I'm just going to ignore him...
Chick-type revenge is the best revenge!
And then Chick Corea plugged in the Fender Rhodes and said "hit the lights, we're ready to go".
WOWLiar.
labgnat killed me and now I'm back -- He's going to be taking through the back door every night until he goes insane and kills himself.
Then, when he sees me on "the other side" and wants to hook up, I'm just going to ignore him...
Chick-type revenge is the best revenge!
good thing i'm pro exercism prior to ghostly ejaculation
oooooooooOOOOOOOoooooooo
what type of horrors? a bunch of out of tune guitarists? all my basses turned into B.C. Richs? you need to be more specific.
what type of horrors? a bunch of out of tune guitarists? all my basses turned into B.C. Richs? you need to be more specific.
