Of course if you also through a hungry alligator into the mix that would be even more impressive.
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An amazing feat
- Thread starter slobake
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Of course if you also through a hungry alligator into the mix that would be even more impressive.
I have no special abilities, but I had a friend in High School who could:
1) Barf on command. On a test day, it wasn't surprising to hear "bleeeccchh splat splatter" coming from his vicinity followed by the janitor wheeling in a garbage can and that weird pinkish sawdust stuff.
2) Force milk through his eyes. He could also do it with blood if he had a bloody nose, which was quite often for some reason. It was best done at school also, because the nuns thought he was possessed.
3) He would dress like Uncle Sam and wear stilts that made him 15 feet tall and go to the school basketball games. That may have been his most marketable talent, but it paled in comparison to his other gifts. It was High School.
Dude also got caught streaking by his mom's car headlights. He chose to streak in front of the next car coming and oops!
1) Barf on command. On a test day, it wasn't surprising to hear "bleeeccchh splat splatter" coming from his vicinity followed by the janitor wheeling in a garbage can and that weird pinkish sawdust stuff.
2) Force milk through his eyes. He could also do it with blood if he had a bloody nose, which was quite often for some reason. It was best done at school also, because the nuns thought he was possessed.
3) He would dress like Uncle Sam and wear stilts that made him 15 feet tall and go to the school basketball games. That may have been his most marketable talent, but it paled in comparison to his other gifts. It was High School.
Dude also got caught streaking by his mom's car headlights. He chose to streak in front of the next car coming and oops!
Maybe so but if you could teach an octopus to juggle piranha that would be an amazing feat.
I actually can juggle three bowling balls (8lbs. Possibly 10's..)
I used to use these: http://www.walmart.com/ip/Gold-s-Gym-8lb-Soft-Weight-Ball/15580738
for practice, daily. The only hard part about bowling balls is the starting. Once the cascade is going I can do it for 15 to 20 min.
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Mammogram is down but I'm working manually
I'm hum drum, buy my wife can turn her feet around in a very odd way from touching big toes to pinkies. People either love it or nearly puke. It's helped us win a few $75 bar tabs.
No FIDE association. BTW, I drew Crafty once, blinfolded, Crafty at around 2200-2400. But I was an adult then trying to come back. Too much time and too addictive so I quit. I still have dozens of books in storage bins... I hardly look at them but I can't get rid of them, yet...
Since I don't have proof for my 3-board blind feat, at least here's a photo for another one.
The attached photo shows one of my earlier attempts to break 1,200. 13 45lbs plates on each side plus the weight of the harness (easily more than one 45lb plate). I ran out of place to add more plates and had to put more on top. That was two years ago.
The attached photo shows one of my earlier attempts to break 1,200. 13 45lbs plates on each side plus the weight of the harness (easily more than one 45lb plate). I ran out of place to add more plates and had to put more on top. That was two years ago.
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That you felt the need to ask makes me wonder which of us I should feel bad for.
Couldn't pass up the punportunity.
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