An amazing feat

[slobake]

Right now I am juggling three, count em, three bowling balls. It's a good thing I have this voice recognition program to type for me. Ooh ooh now it's four. Sorry no pictures I can't juggle and take photos at the same time.

What awe inspiring feats of wonder can you perform?

 

[SidMau]

I'll juggle your bowling balls.

 

[slobake]

I'll juggle your bowling balls.

I am flattered by your offer but I am happily commited to another.

 

[tastybasslines]

I can play 2 boards of chess blindfolded at one time.

 

[slobake]

I can play 2 boards of chess blindfolded at one time.

Wow that's amazing!

 

[tastybasslines]

Wow that's amazing!

There was a guy named George Koltanowski, who is actually from the Bay Area and wrote the chess column for the SF Times for 52 years.

In 1960, he set the world record at a whopping 56 boards blindfolded at the same time. Won every game. Still the world record I believe. The chess world has not seen someone like him in a long time.

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[djkool]

I can play 2 chess games blindfolded but will lose both games quickly...

 

[bassinplace]

I can't go into details here, but I can do an amazing feat using a can of cheez whiz, about 200 large rubber grommets, an air compressor, a wheel-o, and 4 rat traps.

 

[GrumpiusMaximus]

I'm pretty good at being lazy. Does that count?!

 

[slobake]

I can't go into details here, but I can do an amazing feat using a can of cheez whiz, about 200 large rubber grommets, an air compressor, a wheel-o, and 4 rat traps.

Wowee, it's too bad Ed Sullivan isn't around anymore.

 

[Gazman]

I can juggle a bowling ball, a running chainsaw, an apple and a puppy at the same time, eating the apple as I go,
Well, I will be able to one day, I'm still practicing...I just gotta get some more puppies.

 

[slobake]

I'm pretty good at being lazy. Does that count?!

Only if you write a book about it. But then you wouldn't be lazy.

 

[slobake]

I can juggle a bowling ball, a running chainsaw, an apple and a puppy at the same time, eating the apple as I go,
Well, I will be able to one day, I'm still practicing...I just gotta get some more puppies.

I gotta admit, you've outdone me. That is indeed an amazing feat.

 

[GrumpiusMaximus]

Only if you write a book about it. But then you wouldn't be lazy.

That is the paradox of laziness.

 

[Phalex]

I can convert 12 beers into urine over the course of several hours.

 

[fhm555]

Unlike Gene Simmons who had a chunk of cow tongue grafted on, I was born with my freakishly large tongue AND I can breath through my ears.

I just wish I could find a good use for my deformities.

 

[Bocete]

I'm pretty good at lying.

 

[slobake]

I'm pretty good at lying.

I think you are lying about that.

 

[slobake]

I can convert 12 beers into urine over the course of several hours.

Yes but can you burp the Banana Boat Song with all that carbonation?

 

[slobake]

Unlike Gene Simmons who had a chunk of cow tongue grafted on, I was born with my freakishly large tongue AND I can breath through my ears.

I just wish I could find a good use for my deformities.

I'd like to see you whistle the Andy Griffith theme song with your mouth closed. Would it be in stereo?