...I used to be a chronic doodler. Drew on everything I could see. Even drew in the air. Everybody said I should stop, but did I listen? Noooo sir. You know what happened? I turned into an art major. So don't say it can't happen to you. Because it can, and that's what I'm here to tell you kids today...
Brother had to take an art history class in college. First day the professor asks all art history majors to stand up. He then says he's about to teach them the most important thing an art history major must know, then turns and writes on the board, "Would you like fries with that?"