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anyone seen this?

Where do I pay my fine?

I love the tips:

Tip
Keep your bass with you at all times, or else groupies might think you’re just a lame roadie trying to score.

Tip
Watch out for lame roadies borrowing your equipment and pretending to be “with the band” in order to score with the groupies. Your chances are slim enough without the extra competition.