I guess you are just one hell of a bass player! This post is the biggest load of rubbish I've ever read!
Lessee if I got your "professional" attitude down.
1. Anyone attempting to be prepared for trouble ahead of time by having spares of any kind within 250 miles of the current gig is some kind of scared wussy wimp who is so anal that all that shivering and fear makes their playing so stilted that they don't need to worry about a bass getting stolen or crapping out because they should just throw it in the trash and put an ad on the internet for website design.
2. A true "professional" knows that he is "God" and audiences are a bunch of dumb oafs who simply don't appreciate how great he is and whose opinion means nothing no matter WHO happens to be listening at the time. The "professional" attitude is to simply swear at the snooty uptights and show your contempt for them all!
3. A professional never worries about gear failures because when you are "god" gear simply wouldn't DARE fail in your presence. Only people who aren't "professionals" who are forced to play Mustang Sally or ACDC covers need worry about putting on a smooth professional performance. Anyone with "real" talent (such as yourself, natch) knows his super-human abilities will quickly cover for any gear that might fail.
Have I got it yet?
Actually I've known quite a few "musicians" with attitudes like yours and some were even genuinely talented. Eventually none of them could even get the low level gigs I play. Obviously you have never even MET real professionals. You need to get around more. Confess. You are really a guitar player who is trying to play bass, right?
Don't call us, we'll call you.
I guess you don't read much...do you?
You can't play two basses at the same time, so worrying about a smooth performance isn't threatened by not bringing two. It's only threatened if one actually breaks down. That's what I was talking about with the probabilities.
Or...maybe you do read much....because you vastly over-read what I was saying.



