Ask a liar anything.

[slobake]

Carrots?

Thats what I use to run my car, heat my home, wash my dishes, string my bass with and eventually will fuel the rocket I am building to take me to another dimension. That and an occasional parsnip.

 

[chuck norriss]

Finally! Someone telling the truth about Fender...ahhh, the relief!!
I wouldn't ever own a Fender because it makes you look like a conformist. Not to mention, they sound horrid!

Good avatar & good bass in avatar.

 

[Ziltoid]

Which dimension are you going to?

 

[slobake]

Which dimension are you going to?

The id of Joan Rivers

 

[chuck norriss]

If I send you money will you score some hookers caramels & ship them to me?

 

[slobake]

If I send you money will you score some hookers caramels & ship them to me?

Or course, and you can write it off your income tax too.

 

[boynamedsuse]

Any reality TV. Great acting, great writing, very real deep characters. Either that or "My Mother the Car" with Jerry Van Dyke.

That is dangerously close to telling the Truth. Everyone knows My Mother the Car is THE epitome of classic TV programming. Maybe Hee Haw, now that I think about it.

 

[THand]

Good avatar & good bass in avatar.

 

[Gazman]

Have you ever lied to the police or any Government agency?

 

[MatticusMania]

Do you think we need a space elevator up in here?

 

[slobake]

Have you ever lied to the police or any Government agency?

No of course not, why would I lie to them? They wouldn't lie to us.

 

[slobake]

Do you think we need a space elevator up in here?

Yes, as long as it has a stop at the id of Joan Rivers.

 

[elgecko]

Are you or have you ever been a member of the Communist party?

 

[slobake]

Are you or have you ever been a member of the Communist party?

No

 

[Ziltoid]

Your favorite: Khrushchev or Putin? Why?

 

[slobake]

Your favorite: Khrushchev or Putin? Why?

Oh I love them both, anyone in the lineage of Stalin has to be a lover of peace an humanity. It was Trotsksy who was evil. Mods love it when we talk about politics we should keep this conversation goint so they won't shut this thread down.

 

[Ziltoid]

I figured it had nothing to do with any actual political debate and that it was not meant to be serious at all, nor based on truth, so it would be ok.

But I'll respect your call, your thread.

So then; tell me, how was your night with Phalex?

 

[DwaynieAD]

does this dress make my butt look big?

 

[pocketgroove]

Does the cotangent of a lie reduce partly to the truth? Or, is the difference exponential?

 

[slobake]

I figured it had nothing to do with any actual political debate and that it was not meant to be serious at all, nor based on truth, so it would be ok.

But I'll respect your call, your thread.

So then; tell me, how was your night with Phalex?

No problem, it's all in fun. Some others might not understand though.*

Phalex? Lips that touch liquour will never touch mine.



*truth font