I would have trouble even envisioning speaking with someone at a urinal....When I go to the bathroom, I go in, do my business, and get out. I don't hang around and chat.
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Attn. All Men! Urinal Conversations....
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mark beem
Wait, how does this song start again??
Originally posted by Eric Cioe
How do all of you guys feel about urinal conversations? Like, you pull into the urinal, and a guy's next to you, and he start chatting with you....
Personally, I have no problem with this. Kind of takes the pressure off....
Were you bored, Eric??
I've no problem with them.. Only thing I don't like is when the guy next to me is drunk at whatever bar I'm playing at that night.. Normally in that situation I always get the
[drunken slur]
"Why the HAIL don you guys play some g**damn Lynyrd Skynyrd?"
[/drunken slur]
Or the:
[drunken slur]
"Hey buddy, I'm DRUNK!"
[/drunken slur]
Yeah, no **** Einstein!!! Now please stop breathing on me!
You have now idientified the idiot who has been yelling Free Bird! in the back of the room all night!
You blew the chance to chain him to the head, and let other people dump on him, instead of him dumping on you. !
You blew the chance to chain him to the head, and let other people dump on him, instead of him dumping on you. !
mark beem
Wait, how does this song start again??
"Chain him to the head.."
Are you in the Navy???
Yeah... you're right. Usually they're of a sort that one wouldn't be so eager to touch them though.. Especially seeing as how he's got his "crank" in his hand...
Never served in the Navy, but it is a
good nautical term.
You're right there, though 50% of the people will
leave the WC without washing, so shaking hands always strikes me as a bit sketchy ...
good nautical term.
You're right there, though 50% of the people will
leave the WC without washing, so shaking hands always strikes me as a bit sketchy ...
Originally posted by Thor
You're right there, though 50% of the people will
leave the WC without washing, so shaking hands always strikes me as a bit sketchy ...
ewwww, but it's true.
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Treena
relief station, glanced over and said
' Hey Treena, what's happenin' '
" Not much Thor .... '
Reminded me of my daughter's co-ed dorm unisex bathrooms ...
' Hey Treena, what's happenin' '
" Not much Thor .... '
Reminded me of my daughter's co-ed dorm unisex bathrooms ...
Mike Money
In Memoriam
From the man code:
32. Never talk to another man in the bathroom unless you are on equal footing: both urinating, both waiting in line for all other situations an "I recognize you" nod will do just fine.
41. When using a urinal in a public restroom, a buffer zone of at least one urinal will exist at all times. If the only empty urinal is directly next to an occupied on, then you are still required to wait. (Exception: at a sporting event where a line has formed to use the pisser)
44. A mans gotta scratch what a mans gotta scratch. This applies to picking as well. Let the man be.
56. No man shall ever allow anyone to speak ill of The Simpsons or any Rocky movie. (Exception: Rocky V)
64. If you jiggle more than twice, your playing with it.
32. Never talk to another man in the bathroom unless you are on equal footing: both urinating, both waiting in line for all other situations an "I recognize you" nod will do just fine.
41. When using a urinal in a public restroom, a buffer zone of at least one urinal will exist at all times. If the only empty urinal is directly next to an occupied on, then you are still required to wait. (Exception: at a sporting event where a line has formed to use the pisser)
44. A mans gotta scratch what a mans gotta scratch. This applies to picking as well. Let the man be.
56. No man shall ever allow anyone to speak ill of The Simpsons or any Rocky movie. (Exception: Rocky V)
64. If you jiggle more than twice, your playing with it.
The worst is meeting teachers in the bathroom, very awkward. There are only two faculty bathrooms in my school.
Another phenomenom that sucks, is the guy who stands five feet off the urinal, pants around his ankles.
Another phenomenom that sucks, is the guy who stands five feet off the urinal, pants around his ankles.
what about those urinals that are like one big long trough? Those are freeky. I use the stall. Always. Urinals make splashies. Icky splashies.
What sucks, is when youre in like 5th or 6th grade and youre using the urinal and the "bully" comes up behind you and turns you to the side real fast and you piss all over the place.
Or when little kids try and use the regular urinals and theyre like pulling their pants down and you just feel real bad b/c if you say anything you're afraid he'll be like DAD DAD, but if you dont youre sitting there pissing while a little kid doesnt know how to use the urinal.
Or when ppl forget to lock the stall door and you open it on them.
or when ppl open it on you.
i was in best buy the other day and one dude was stoned at the urinal, (theres only 2 there, but theres a divider) and im in line and he's taking an extra 5 minutes pushing it all out. And then he's just staring at the wall. Im about to pee my pants, and then when he finally turns to leave and he's staring at the other guys junk and he runs into the urinal divider and hes like "oh s**t" and then i'm trying to get to the urinal, but he bounces off the divider into me and i realize he didnt repack and close up, and I'm like ***!!! He was real embarrassed and so he starts peeing all over the floor.
I didnt know whether i should pee and go or just go and find another bathroom, but that was the weirdest thing to ever happen in a bathroom like ever.
What sucks, is when youre in like 5th or 6th grade and youre using the urinal and the "bully" comes up behind you and turns you to the side real fast and you piss all over the place.
Or when little kids try and use the regular urinals and theyre like pulling their pants down and you just feel real bad b/c if you say anything you're afraid he'll be like DAD DAD, but if you dont youre sitting there pissing while a little kid doesnt know how to use the urinal.
Or when ppl forget to lock the stall door and you open it on them.
or when ppl open it on you.
i was in best buy the other day and one dude was stoned at the urinal, (theres only 2 there, but theres a divider) and im in line and he's taking an extra 5 minutes pushing it all out. And then he's just staring at the wall. Im about to pee my pants, and then when he finally turns to leave and he's staring at the other guys junk and he runs into the urinal divider and hes like "oh s**t" and then i'm trying to get to the urinal, but he bounces off the divider into me and i realize he didnt repack and close up, and I'm like ***!!! He was real embarrassed and so he starts peeing all over the floor.
I didnt know whether i should pee and go or just go and find another bathroom, but that was the weirdest thing to ever happen in a bathroom like ever.
Mike Money
In Memoriam
