hey you know how when your car appears to be leaking something, everyone wants to dip their finger in the puddle and give it a sniff or a taste to try to determine what is it...
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Attn. All Men! Urinal Conversations....
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hey you know how when your car appears to be leaking something, everyone wants to dip their finger in the puddle and give it a sniff or a taste to try to determine what is it...
Originally posted by Blackbird
Of course it wasn't in my hard drive. I googled it.
You don't want to know what's on my hard drive.
More handsoap porn?
i have enough trouble not making a mess when i piss, let alone trying to talk and piss at the same time
Originally posted by Philbiker
I like to tell the guy at the next urinal over "Hey buddy, nice watch!".
LMAO! I now have Mountain Dew Code Red coming out of my nose!
Don't know if this was mentioned but in The Man Show, Adam and Jimmy did a lil scene in the bathroom at the Urinals...struck up conversations with other guys who walked in, shook their hands, that kinda stuff.
I do that in the bathroom...well, mainly with the freshman, its funny as hell, then I smile and freak them out with my 2 missing teeth
Eric, gotta compliment you on a great thread, keep up the good ones bro ~ Ty
I do that in the bathroom...well, mainly with the freshman, its funny as hell, then I smile and freak them out with my 2 missing teeth
Eric, gotta compliment you on a great thread, keep up the good ones bro ~ Ty
OH MY!!!
Damnit, if someone starts talking to me it means I can't ****ign pee, and that's assuming I'm lucky enough to be peeing while I know they're there.
However, once I've started urinating, if the restroom flooded with people and they started chatting, I'd be completely cool with that.
One time this weird dude approached a urinal and dropped his pants and underwear instead of just his fly. That was awkward.
Originally posted by Tim Cole
I guess anyone who keeps a pic of his favorite hand cleaner in his hard drive, probably keeps the bottle with him
Seriously, good thinkin'
LOL...literally!
Ive never had a problem talking to someone at the can, the fact is im not worried about any guy seeing my junk anyways...they know its there so..(and this is coming from a guy who did push ups bare butt naked in front of a dorm room of 30 or so guys, at least half strangers...but thats another story) The only time ive had trouble was when I was at the theatre, and a reallyy old guy was peeing next door, he stood there for the five minutes i was waiting in line and when i got by him he started making all these weird noises, i had to go but with that guy by me i just couldnt force it out.
