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Attn. All Men! Urinal Conversations....
- Thread starter Stubb
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Originally posted by Gard
...and deep too!
Not in my experience. They should always have at least one of those installed a couple feet lower, IMO.
I wash my hands, then I use this:
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Do you carry that with you everywhere yo go?
For the record, I am stating my opinion, on your average, nasty public restroom. Touch as little as possible.
For the record, I am stating my opinion, on your average, nasty public restroom. Touch as little as possible.
I have a pocket size version from rite aid. They cost about 99 cents.
It stays in the glove compartment of my car, along with some foam earplugs.
I guess anyone who keeps a pic of his favorite hand cleaner in his hard drive, probably keeps the bottle with him 
Seriously, good thinkin'
Seriously, good thinkin'
Originally posted by Tim Cole
I guess anyone who keeps a pic of his favorite hand cleaner in his hard drive, probably keeps the bottle with him
Seriously, good thinkin'
Of course it wasn't in my hard drive. I googled it.
You don't want to know what's on my hard drive.
i prefer not to talk, i just go find a urinal with atleast a 3 foot radius between me and the next dude, unzip, stare at ceiling, do my thing, get done, carefully tuck back in, zip up, wash hands, and leave without my head drifting below shoulder level
Ahh yes, elbow room is important, I refuse to stand shoulder to shoulder going in a big pan, no sprinklin's for me.
PS, you forgot the "shake" in your sequence
I'll talk if somebody initiates a conversation, but I sure feel weird talking with another man while holding my weiner. If it's a man over or around age 50 and there aren't any open urinals except one beside him, I go to a stall instead.*
*To date, I've had five conversations initiated with me at urinals by old men. Every single one of them has for some reason felt an urge to tell me about how hard it is to pee when you're old.
*To date, I've had five conversations initiated with me at urinals by old men. Every single one of them has for some reason felt an urge to tell me about how hard it is to pee when you're old.
the worst is the "troths" that are common here in the south. hard to take a man seriously when he's shakin a time too many.
Originally posted by Tim Cole
Ahh yes, elbow room is important, I refuse to stand shoulder to shoulder going in a big pan, no sprinklin's for me.
PS, you forgot the "shake" in your sequence
damn, i always forget the shake
My problem with urinal conversations is that when I am so inebriated that I start talking to the urinal, I know I over did it. Then, when I am so sh@tfaced I think the urinal is answering me, I know I am going to have a serious navigation issue getting out of the room with out falling over into a puddle I really don't want to be wearing.
And God only knows where I could wake up...
I have finally begun to learn how to avoid all this.
One beer at a time.
And God only knows where I could wake up...
I have finally begun to learn how to avoid all this.
One beer at a time.
I talk to my friends in the urinal. Its a good idea bc then ur lookin at each others face so u know they aint sizin u up.
Code of the Urinal:
1) No Talking
2) Must have ATLEAST 1 urinal between you and another at all times. If cicumstances do not permit, you wait (we are tough about this here).
3) You must look directly ahead or upwards. If eyes wander, and you look another man directly in the face, there is no way out of the situation and may God help you.
4) Keep "bouncing" to a minimum, no one wants see hee little wet spots because you aimed straight for the back of the urinal.
5) Wash hands
1) No Talking
2) Must have ATLEAST 1 urinal between you and another at all times. If cicumstances do not permit, you wait (we are tough about this here).
3) You must look directly ahead or upwards. If eyes wander, and you look another man directly in the face, there is no way out of the situation and may God help you.
4) Keep "bouncing" to a minimum, no one wants see hee little wet spots because you aimed straight for the back of the urinal.
5) Wash hands
i don't know about you, but i don't wanna be lookin into another person's face while i'm doing my stuff and he's doin his...just makes for an awkward moment
I don't really care, I woulnd't mind if only I could use them 
****ing paruresis!... well I can use them, but not when anyone's around.
****ing paruresis!... well I can use them, but not when anyone's around.
...Chysler Car Co. is coming out(?) with a commercial of 2 guys doing the urinal conversation about a Dodge Ram Pickup truck.
My wife always asks, and I have to concur: "What is it with Hollywood and all the guy conversations at the urinal?"
My wife always asks, and I have to concur: "What is it with Hollywood and all the guy conversations at the urinal?"
A long time ago, I dated a girl who told me she loved me very much. She said: "Mike, I think about you all day long, and at night urinal my dreams."
Mike
Mike
