Baby name article

[spade2you]

http://deadspin.com/5924827/american-baby-names-are-somehow-getting-even-worse#13431674511755

Probably don't read if you're into the modern American kids names and/or are easily offended. Slightly bad language.

Don't say I didn't warn ya.

Ok, I thought it was hilarious.

 

[MatticusMania]

Damn, people are stupid.

By the time I have a kid it'll be unique enough to call him Steven.

 

[spade2you]

Damn, people are stupid.

By the time I have a kid it'll be unique enough to call him Steven.

Settle for Steyv'n to fit in? Better yet, Stevynnne if you have a girl?

 

[Tituscrow]

Zebulon.

 

[MatticusMania]

I saw on some show not long ago that there are something like 180 some variations of the girls name 'Unique'.

 

[free_Bassd]

I saw on some show not long ago that there are something like 180 some variations of the girls name 'Unique'.

freakonomics?

 

[Jared Lash]

I saw on some show not long ago that there are something like 180 some variations of the girls name 'Unique'.

That was the movie version of Freakonomics.

 

[MatticusMania]

Yes, you guys are correct, it was Freakonomics.

 

[Jared Lash]

I thought the article was funny.

Then again we named our children Davin, Johanna and Hudson so what the hell do I know?

 

[Tituscrow]

I thought the article was funny.

Then again we named our children Davin, Johanna and Hudson so what the hell do I know?

You should change your username to Jarryd. Or J'Arryyd.

Apostrophe abuse would be an offence punishable by death if I was king.

 

[fuzzy beard]

My wife had a patient come in. When she looked at his chart before going in the room the name was Gmoney. Now this being a large hospital with MANY foriegn patiant she thought it might be french or some thing. Maybe pronouced something like Gem-on-ie. So she goes in and this girl who didnt look old enough to even have a kid snaps at my wife and says( No b**ch it's G money you better respect my little pimps name).

I kid you not!

 

[Jared Lash]

My wife had a patient come in. When she looked at his chart before going in the room the name was Gmoney. Now this being a large hospital with MANY foriegn patiant she thought it might be french or some thing. Maybe pronouced something like Gem-on-ie. So she goes in and this girl who didnt look old enough to even have a kid snaps at my wife and says( No b**ch it's G money you better respect my little pimps name).

I kid you not!

"I just figured you were big Pinocchio fans but too dumb to spell Jiminy correctly"

As a side note, why is always the most disrespectful people that demand that other people respect them?

 

[spade2you]

As a side note, why is always the most disrespectful people that demand that other people respect them?

Better learn it. R-E-S-P-E-C-K!

 

[MatticusMania]

Better learn it. R-E-S-P-E-C-K!

 

[spade2you]

Someone has that as their license plate in my work lot.

 

[Relic]

Screw the apostrophes. If you REALLY wanna be cool, you'll use umlauts.

 

[stratovani]

Gee, he forgot Craphonso!

 

[bassinplace]

My wife had a patient come in. When she looked at his chart before going in the room the name was Gmoney. Now this being a large hospital with MANY foriegn patiant she thought it might be french or some thing. Maybe pronouced something like Gem-on-ie. So she goes in and this girl who didnt look old enough to even have a kid snaps at my wife and says( No b**ch it's G money you better respect my little pimps name).

I kid you not!

What a treat for lil' G! Isn't he going to have a fun life?

 

[mellowinman]

I come from Minnesota, and was born during the Kennedy administration.

Not only did ever class I was ever in have a bunch of "Johns," "Kathys," "Marks" and "Marys," I have had at least TEN friends named "Mike Olson."

I remember being aware of the "Ashley" phase of the early eighties, but it has long since spiraled out of control. I was OK with Black People reconnecting with their roots, and enjoy names like "Jamaal," or other such ethnicities. But my niece recently dated a wimpy looking white kid named "Jagger," who didn't know a thing about the Rolling Stones.

If I ever have a kid of my own, I'm going to name him "Pancreas."

 

[Bloodhammer]

I'm not ever having kids. But if I did, I would name a boy Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho. A girl would be called Cla' Media Shampayne.