Bagpipes...

[Thunderscreech]

people are playing bag pipes across the street from my house



aside from nuclear weapons how do i make them cease the unholy racket of badly-played bagpipes?

 

[Relic]

There's a guy down the street from me who practices in his back yard from time to time. I love the sound.

The only antidote is to stand out front of your house naked while playing an accordian to Jimmy Buffet songs. It will make the pipers go away trust me.

 

[bmc]

Call 2-3 take out restaurants and have food delivered to their house.

 

[WickedPissah]

I love the pipes.

 

[Bass Thunder]

Embrace the bagpipe you anti-tartan!

 

[Thunderscreech]

Appearently there was a funeral at a church down the street from me and they were playing bagpipes at it.


But what really pisses me off is that they never came over and asked to have a bagpipe and bass jam...

 

[sarcastro83]

bagpipes don't get used nearly enough in metal these days... pity.

 

[jady]

Just set a few sheep loose in thier yard, that'll keep em busy for a while

 

[BlackLake]

"Why do bagpipers always march when they play?"

"They're trying to get away from the sound"

kidding...pipes played well is totally awesome....pipes played badly makes me wish I was deaf.

 

[Croox]

lawn darts work,or set up your stuff facing the house with bagpipes and play some fallout boy bass lines

 

[EricF]

...pipes played well is totally awesome....pipes played badly makes me wish I was deaf.

+1

A violin is the same way for me. Play it well, and it's fantastic. A 5-year-old playing for the first time makes me want to stab myself in the ear with...anything.

 

[Pilgrim]

Full-ear headphones are your friend.

Or....

Become one with the pipes.

 

[kesslari]

"Why do bagpipers always march when they play?"

"They're trying to get away from the sound"

Plus... moving targets are harder to hit.

Q. What's the difference between a bagpipe and a trampoline?

A. People usually take their shoes off when they jump on a trampoline.

Q. What's perfect pitch?

A. When you throw an accordian in the dumpster and it lands on a bagpipe...

 

[Joe Gress]

I like the bagpipes.

 

[MAJOR METAL]

Maybe you can try meditating to them

 

[BullHorn]

Scottish national anthem is the best thing ever.

 

[moomoocajoo]

It is but bagpipes do my nut, which is unfortunate, living in Glasgow and all!

 

[i_got_a_mohawk]

Bagpipes do my head in at times too.

Two curches right by my house, so lots of pipers around at weddings and funerals, the local pipe bands tend to warm up outside my house to.

They can be awesome tho, but, needs to be played right!

 

[BassGirl1122]

well... the next time your neighbor decides to play the bagpipes,put your amp at an open window, turn it up all the way-and play your bass, and have a "band battle" with him! lol! Two can play at that game, right???
either that or join them by getting a rifle and do a gun salute-like they do at them funerals

 

[hbarcat]

What's the difference between bagpipes and a trampoline?