I have nightmares of spiders... crawling on my at night.
Tonight, that nightmare was a reality.
BASTARDS! Now i cant sleep.
Tonight, that nightmare was a reality.
BASTARDS! Now i cant sleep.
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Bah! STUPID PLOTTING SPIDERS!
- Thread starter Mike Money
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(rubs hands evilly)
...I see my legion of trained spiders are in place, and they are excuting my plan perfectly...
Sleep well tonight, Mr. Money.....
...if you dare...
muaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHcoughcoughcoughHAHAHAHAcoughHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA........
...I see my legion of trained spiders are in place, and they are excuting my plan perfectly...
Sleep well tonight, Mr. Money.....
...if you dare...
muaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHcoughcoughcoughHAHAHAHAcoughHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA........
Well, once I got over the intial shock, and realized that my bed sucked slightly less than the couch, I got back in bed and slept just fine.
An intersting thing happened with me and a big spider I found in the house.
As I knelt over to squish it, (it was already raining) it drops a load of babies. Dozens of them! I have heard about this, but that was the first time I have ever seen it happen.
Being a husband, I had to...smash 'em.
As I knelt over to squish it, (it was already raining) it drops a load of babies. Dozens of them! I have heard about this, but that was the first time I have ever seen it happen.
Being a husband, I had to...smash 'em.
Anyony still remember how many spiders an average human swallows in his life? I thought it was around 15 or so, but I might be mistaken. And we swallow all of them sleeping, mind you. (unless you're into that kind of stuff 
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)JDT said:Anyony still remember how many spiders an average human swallows in his life? I thought it was around 15 or so, but I might be mistaken. And we swallow all of them sleeping, mind you. (unless you're into that kind of stuff
Thats a damned filthy lie. Snopes said so.
My basement is loaded with spiders and I have to have an exterminator over. But until then, everytime I suck up one of the little bastards in my dustbuster, I'll do it with revenge for you in mind.
spiders don't bother me really.. i used to keep them in my room in big jars and feed bugs I found to them. I find them in my basement all the time.
