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Bah! STUPID PLOTTING SPIDERS!

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by Mike Money, Jul 17, 2005.


  1. Mike Money

    Mike Money Banned

    Mar 18, 2003
    Bakersfield California
    Avatar Speakers Endorsing Hooligan
    I have nightmares of spiders... crawling on my at night.


    Tonight, that nightmare was a reality.


    BASTARDS! Now i cant sleep.



    :bawl:
     
  2. kserg

    kserg

    Feb 20, 2004
    London, UK
    boohoo

    Now think on the bright side...


    at least it wasn't me:)
     
  3. Gard

    Gard Commercial User

    Mar 31, 2000
    Greensboro, NC, USA
    General Manager, Roscoe Guitars
    (rubs hands evilly)

    ...I see my legion of trained spiders are in place, and they are excuting my plan perfectly...

    :ninja:







    Sleep well tonight, Mr. Money.....


    ...if you dare...

    muaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHcoughcoughcoughHAHAHAHAcoughHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA........
     
  4. Mike Money

    Mike Money Banned

    Mar 18, 2003
    Bakersfield California
    Avatar Speakers Endorsing Hooligan
    Well, once I got over the intial shock, and realized that my bed sucked slightly less than the couch, I got back in bed and slept just fine.
     
  5. Jazzin'

    Jazzin' ...Bluesin' and Funkin'

    I have evil centipedes plotting against me in my room. Spiders are nothing.
     
  6. Don't_Fret

    Don't_Fret Justin Schornstein

    Dec 10, 2003
    East Coast, US
    A moth flew up my nose yesterday. :(
     
  7. P. Aaron

    P. Aaron Supporting Member

    An intersting thing happened with me and a big spider I found in the house.

    As I knelt over to squish it, (it was already raining) it drops a load of babies. Dozens of them! I have heard about this, but that was the first time I have ever seen it happen.

    Being a husband, I had to...smash 'em.
     
  8. I remind you of the brown recluse bite on my calf.

    *shiver*
     
  9. Anyony still remember how many spiders an average human swallows in his life? I thought it was around 15 or so, but I might be mistaken. And we swallow all of them sleeping, mind you. (unless you're into that kind of stuff :D )
     
  10. Mike Money

    Mike Money Banned

    Mar 18, 2003
    Bakersfield California
    Avatar Speakers Endorsing Hooligan

    Thats a damned filthy lie. Snopes said so.
     
  11. 5stringDNA

    5stringDNA

    Oct 10, 2002
    Englewood, CO
    Ya know mike, the spiders would probably go away if youdidn't do acid before bed ;)
     
  12. fourstringdrums

    fourstringdrums Decidedly Indecisive Supporting Member

    Oct 20, 2002
    San Antonio
    My basement is loaded with spiders and I have to have an exterminator over. But until then, everytime I suck up one of the little bastards in my dustbuster, I'll do it with revenge for you in mind.

    :D
     
  13. lbanks

    lbanks

    Jul 17, 2003
    Ennui, IN USA
    Yeah, them damned centipedes!
     
  14. fourstringdrums

    fourstringdrums Decidedly Indecisive Supporting Member

    Oct 20, 2002
    San Antonio
    Anyone have problems with carpet beetles?
     
  15. 5stringDNA

    5stringDNA

    Oct 10, 2002
    Englewood, CO
    spiders don't bother me really.. i used to keep them in my room in big jars and feed bugs I found to them. I find them in my basement all the time.
     
  16. Mike Money

    Mike Money Banned

    Mar 18, 2003
    Bakersfield California
    Avatar Speakers Endorsing Hooligan
    I'm pretty sure it was a brown recluse.