Band Drama Thread: A Poll

[Jimmy4string]

Carrots?! Where are they?

 

[St_G]

Well, the BL said that he was gonna bring the carrots, but then the drummer showed up drunk and the guitarist refuses to learn his parts, but what they didn't think about is I BOOK THE GIGS, so now I'm thinking about filling in with this d-bag I used to play with, but Imma take him aside first and tell him "Yo, just because I'll play your root notes don't mean we cool, ya dig?

Carrots?! Where are they?
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[micguy]

I used to listen to traffic reports on the radio - it helped me feel good about the fact that I can get to work wihtout getting on an expressway. Drama reports here are pretty much the same thing - entertainment that allows me to feel morally superior - even if it's completely unfounded.

 

[JRA]

It is SO rare to see stories where the OP cast themselves in a dark light.

" i b**** slapped the drummer at rehearsal and he quit the band. now we don't have a drummer for the big gig. any advice?"

 

[mohrds]

Well, the BL said that he was gonna bring the carrots, but then the drummer showed up drunk and the guitarist refuses to learn his parts, but what they didn't think about is I BOOK THE GIGS, so now I'm thinking about filling in with this d-bag I used to play with, but Imma take him aside first and tell him "Yo, just because I'll play your root notes don't mean we cool, ya dig?

Reading that makes my brain hurt. Mostly because I've meet people that actually talk like that normarly