BAND!!!!

[Bard2dbone]

They didn't re-hire Other Generic Guitarist Guy, did they? After all the crap he pulled back on Excessively Huge World Tour '05? Remember when he did bizarre embarrassing public event?

Besides didn't they say Replacement Studio Guitar Player was going to be there forever? He's certainly a better player.

 

[Lazylion]

They didn't re-hire Other Generic Guitarist Guy, did they? After all the crap he pulled back on Excessively Huge World Tour '05? Remember when he did bizarre embarrassing public event?

I heard he was wasted on intoxicant du jour for the whole tour.

 

[Bard2dbone]

Yeah I heard that too. Vapid Hostess on Generic Evening Infotainment Show said he had been partying with Spielberg Moppet Turned Rehab Tart, and her ex-husband No-Talent Hack picked a fight with Other Generic Guitarist Guy.

It sounds like it got ugly. I hope it won't hurt their chances at the Meaningless Industry-Driven Award Programs. I really think this might be their year, based on the reviews I read in Pointless Entertainment Magazine.

 

[ibnzneksrul]

It won't last, they're just in it for the reunion tour money.

 

[Bassic83]

Is it true that Bassist fell off a cruise liner and swam the rest of the way to Cozumel?

 

[Lazylion]

Wow, I thought he was the only one with any sense! Don't know why he's put up with those idiots all these years...

Edit: Maybe it's his devotion to Obscure Middle-Eastern Religion/Philosophy that's given him the strength...

 

[driver800]

yeah, they really sold out after the first album.

 

[Otso]

They didn't sell out, they just wanted to try new things. They're getting older so they're mellowing out a bit. BTW what kind of setup is the bassist using live nowadays?

 

[Lazylion]

I think he's still playing his Eleventy-Seven-string signature model bass. I mean, who else can play that thing?

 

[Bard2dbone]

Did you hear the big scandal? I heard Bassist actually records his parts on synthesizer and finger-syncs in concert. It turns out that even he can't really make music on an Eleventy-Seven string SIgnature Bass.

It looks like there might be a maximum usable number of strings in concert and he's exceeded it, but his contract with Powerfully Connected Company Who Bought Out Small Luthier won't let him go back to usinc Comfortable Familiar Bass From First Two Albums.

 

[Bassic83]

I heard he quit using MegaCorp's amps last year in a huff over them moving overseas, and now uses Gigantica rigs, though they have been made overseas for years! ***? And rumor has it that Gigantica may actually buy out MegaCorp, making it second only to Humongotronics in units shipped. Too bad Humongotronics was taken private back then by the Omni Group...I'd have loved to get a piece of THAT action...

And what's all this junk I hear about Guitarist guy dating Pop Chick? Last time I looked, she was dating Record Company Exec...why the downgrade?

 

[Bard2dbone]

I heard that was because Huge TV Sorporate Entity was looking at Guitarist Guy for a spinoff on Tired Celebrity Reality Series. Pop Chick just hasn't jad the numbers she used to before she recorded Even More Derivative Album, and that was almost three years ago.

 

[Lazylion]

I did like the duet from that album, the one with her and Aging But Still Cool Country Singer. That was nice.

 

[Bassic83]

I did like the duet from that album, the one with her and Aging But Still Cool Country Singer. That was nice.

The one that Dreck-Spewing Songwriter penned? The lyrics were OK, but the words sucked. I'd give it a 5.

 

[Lazylion]

OK, maybe it was the video I liked. The one with all the Spurious T&A, I mean expert and expressive dancing.

 

[Bard2dbone]

Well, I guess the reunion tour is off, now that they got so dissed at the Meaningless Industry-Driven Award Programs last night.

I was really surpried when they presented the MIDAP to More Marketable Younger Band. Their music is crap.

I heard they don't really even play their own instruments on the CD's.

 

[Lazylion]

But you gotta admit, More Marketable Younger Band has great hair! And they're skinny, damn them!

 

[Bard2dbone]

And I suppose I'm jealous of their CD sales figures. But they don't write or play their own stuff. I guess I just hate groups that pay their choreographer more than they do their musical director.

 

[Mo' bass]

Musical Director agrees but Record Company Spokesperson sais there is not much music there to direct in the first place.. Which also would explain why they won the MIDAP.

 

[canopener]

I really, really liked Keyboard's enterpretation of Album into Hard Rock Opera. I caught Singer's band doing all of the old Band tunes at County Fair and it rocked.