Ampeg I'm a weightlifter on steroids
Peavey I don't have much money
Traynor I'm from Canada, eh
Fender I've never heard of Ampeg
Carvin I can't afford a Peavey
SWR I slap all the time
GenzBenz I can't lift an Ampeg
GK I can't lift an GenzBenz
Behringer I can't afford a Carvin
Hartke I'm from Joisey
Orange I have no penis
Acoustic I only shop at GC
Marshall I really play guitar
MarkBass I've never heard of GenzBenz
Trace Elliot I have a huge collection of vintage blacklight posters
Alembic I dropped acid and thought I was Phil Lesh