Bass Meme War! Go!!

[wintremute]

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[Stumbo]

 

[lat]

 

[Stumbo]

 

[Scottgun]

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Heh. That's why I keep an $80 ebay Ammoon around.

 

[QORC]

 

[THUNDERGODX]

Hi,

Here's another. I think it's in bass clef, OK?

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Thank you for your indulgence,

BassCliff

That would make it sheet music for a 5 string. Or a Tuba. Or a pipe organ. Pedal.

 

[buldog5151bass]

Hi,

Here's another. I think it's in bass clef, OK?

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Thank you for your indulgence,

BassCliff

I remember once being in the pit band to do Brigadoon. One song was three minutes of the same note - tied whole notes, for about 4 minutes

Thank doG theater groups tend to have a lot of cute females.

 

[THUNDERGODX]

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Este haim bass face is always enough to make me lose my poopie
She has to practice this
It's like
Bb kings dirty note
Then this is a close second

So the dirty note is a G?

 

[THUNDERGODX]

LOVE THIS!!
I wonder if Farner gets it>

 

[PillO]

I remember once being in the pit band to do Brigadoon. One song was three minutes of the same note - tied whole notes, for about 4 minutes

So you weren't paying attention and played for a full minute after the song finished?

 

[buldog5151bass]

So you weren't paying attention and played for a full minute after the song finished?

No. It just seemed longer than it really was....

 

[THUNDERGODX]

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Having both hands occupied with playing his line, Jeremy tried to correct his tuning by other means.

 

[THUNDERGODX]

Is this what you're referring to?

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Aaaaaaaaare you gonna take me home tonite?....

 

[THUNDERGODX]

Kati Perry's bass player. Concentration level: Expert


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He should get extra pay for having to maintain.
Or maybe he should pay THEM!

 

[THUNDERGODX]

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ME!

 

[THUNDERGODX]

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OMG!!!!!
I laughed out loud at this!!

Im still laughing!!!

Funniest thing Ive seen!!

That WILL be ME!!

 

[wintremute]

WHEN TALKBASS FINDS OUT THAT YOU PLAY A FENDER P WITH A TORT PICK GUARD.​

 

[Scottgun]

 

[farshore]

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Really funky turnaround in those last three measures