Bass Meme War! Go!!

[Scottgun]

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What happens to ohmmm if I add an extension monk?

 

[gln1955]

What happens to ohmmm if I add an extension monk?

If you don't mind your ohmmmmms, you might release the magic incense.

 

[Stumbo]

What happens to ohmmm if I add an extension monk?

Be sure everything is in phase.

 

[mwbonsall]

Mark

 

[BassCliff]

Hi!

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Mark

Oh my! That's a great one!

Thank you for your indulgence,

BassCliff

 

[QORC]

 

[EddiePlaysBass]

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Mark

For some of my old bands, that would have meant earning less

 

[Scottgun]

For some of my old bands, that would have meant earning less

Getting paid at all? Luxury. In my day we had to lick the tables clean with our tongues before the bar opened and we'd be grateful if the crowd threw beer bottles at us all night.

 

[QORC]

 

[Scottgun]

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Someone on TB offered a good retort when told the pay for a gig is exposure: Exposure is what I die of when I'm kicked out of the apartment when I don't pay the rent with real money.

 

[QORC]

 

[5tring]

Getting paid at all? Luxury. In my day we had to lick the tables clean with our tongues before the bar opened and we'd be grateful if the crowd threw beer bottles at us all night.

Beer bottles? Luxury. In my day it were bottles o’ urine, and bottles were on fire an all.

 

[rocu]

'Flaming Bottles O' Urine' is a good name for a band

 

[Scottgun]

Beer bottles? Luxury. In my day it were bottles o’ urine, and bottles were on fire an all.

The sad part? You try to tell the kids of today that, and they don't believe you.

 

[Scottgun]

Hat tip to TB user Helix

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[5tring]

The sad part? You try to tell the kids of today that, and they don't believe you.

Ha ha

You shouldn’t have skipped to the end, I wanted to see how long we could keep it going before we got told off for going off topic

 

[Stumbo]

 

[lokikallas]

 

[Scottgun]

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Drunk bar patron: "Play the Seinfeld theme!"

Me: [Randomly slaps two measures]

Drunk bar patron: "Yeeeeahh!"

 

[wintremute]

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Love it!