Bass-phemisms

[InRodweTruss]

Perhaps this has been done before, but here it is anyway....




-"My luthier does a good nut job..."

-"Gallien-Kruger gives good head..."

-"That Bass player's a finger banger..."


Go...

 

[TrevorOfDoom]

no.




i predict an epic fail on this one.

 

[fokof]

.....big bottoms
..... mine is 10"

 

[rzpooch]

Bass players go deeper

 

[JanusZarate]

..... mine is 10"

Mine is 34"

 

[DWBass]

"Want me to slap that or use my fingers?"

 

[Lammchop93]

no.




i predict an epic fail on this one.

ahhh, I got Rick Rolled.

 

[Lammchop93]

It's not about how many, but the girth. (Bass Strings to guitar strings)

 

[InRodweTruss]

^^ the same could go for necks too...

"size is everything..."

 

[InRodweTruss]

Someone's signature had the best bass-ism quote though...(paraphrasing)

"Grab that blonde by the neck, and say 'I'm going to slap the **** out of you'"

 

[bassplayinggirl]

"Want me to slap that or use my fingers?"

+1000

 

[sleeplessknight]

I've got a bumper sticker on my car that says "Congratulations, like most musicians you are now following the bass player!"

 

[Rickett Customs]

Living proof:
http://www.talkbass.com/forum/showthread.php?t=408031

 

[Blacimbla]

My dad's got an old P bass (though he's a hammer dulcimer player, go figure) and he was talking shop with the bass player from a local band. Just as I walk into the room, I hear him proclaim proudly, "My P is warm."

 

[Eric Perry]

I've got a bumper sticker on my car that says "Congratulations, like most musicians you are now following the bass player!"

 

[NoobBassist]

ahhh, I got Rick Rolled.

o damn im not the only one... RICK ROLLED...

 

[warnergt]

Bassists have 4" more than guitarists.

 

[Sbassman Scratch]

It's a bout time!

Let me explain fingering.

He asked to see my tail piece, so I pulled it out and showed it to him.

 

[Liko]

You need a new nut cut

Three fingers are better than two

If you hit the right spot, they'll just pop right out

A light touch is best

Bass players like being on the bottom

 

[mokkat]

"I'd love to try a P/P instrument"

"my neck is crooked, could you twist my rod a bit?"