The story Im about to tell you is a story of great evil and as I hold the deepest of regret, it has now become the story of my life. Also Im afraid, it may very well soon be the story of my demise. It all started back in June of 2006 I believe it was the 6th of the month. I would guess it started off like just about any other day, coffee in the morning, a breakfast of pancakes with juice and then off to work at the old acme robot factory. When it came time for lunch I decided to go out to a little bistro that I had herd about. I remember it was a beautiful day, the sun was shining and all was well. Well at least until I was on my way back. As that was when I ran into an old friend from college, John Killjoy. John was always a great guy and graduated at the top of our class at the college for robotic science. Yet today he wasnt looking so good in fact he looked pretty near death. I asked him how he had been and alls he could say was that he had been working a lot on a new robotic project. So naturally I asked what it was all about only to be told that it was classified and if I where to have anything to do with it I would have to be sworn in. Sworn in? I asked, what like some sort of secret government thing? No he said, it is above all that. To which I replied well what then? To which it all began. He said that I could come with him, that I could be sworn in and that he would pick me up in six days. So we exchanged numbers and went on our separate ways. It was six days six hours and six minuets later. I was walking home from a local s&m party. I was wondering why he hadnt called and just then a old beat up van swerved in front of me and parked on the side walk the thing nearly killed me. Then my phone rang on the line was a deep and mysterious sounding voice. I didnt know what to think, was this the call I had been waiting for? Then the guy told me that I needed to buy a new warrantee for my car, darn! It wasnt him. So then I preceded to walk home only to find when I got there my old friend john and a tall man wearing a white suit. They said it was time and lead me inside my home. Once inside, I found my livingroom to be cold and damp the walls where stone and splattered with what appeared to be human blood, just as I had left it that morning. Then I saw it, it appeared to be some sort of weegee board. But unlike a normal weegee board this one was made of wood. It was quite nice actually. A weegee board I asked, what does that have to do with robotics? To which the man in white with a stark grin replied, oh, ha youll see. That was followed by an evil laugh. And my friend telling me to come and sit at the board. We sat there as the man in white spoke, only his words where indiscernible. It seemed as if he was speaking in reverse. Then before any of us could touch the game piece it began to move. It said behold for you are the chosen one, chosen by the gods of lucifer, Rico Suave and Geraldo Rivera. Then after several long excruciatingly painful hours of it talking about the latest celebrity news. It then said that on halloween of 2010 two years before the end that I was to receive my initiation. Then it stopped and the man as well as my friend left with out a word. I always felt quite confused about all of it and at the same time wondered what could it possibly be that will come on halloween of this year. Well folks it looks like the time is nearly here. I gotta say I am afraid in fact Im very afraid and for some reason I have a sneaking suspicion that this is all some how related to the coming of a new bass guitar. Stay tuned to find out if you dare.