My Ouija board says that a squeegee board is much more fun than a weegee board, but you have to watch out for too much ' tounge oil '. The spirits are rather confusing today.
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Be afraid be very afraid......
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Last night I had a dream I was in my old livingroom, the man in white was there, I could see his lips moving but nothing was coming out, I started to speak the words,
Deathly, devastating, destructing, dissatisfying, doomed, deliciousness, and then I awoke and found this at the foot of my bed.
Deathly, devastating, destructing, dissatisfying, doomed, deliciousness, and then I awoke and found this at the foot of my bed.
Wow...Satan must really hate you.
If I got a piece of junk like that after that whole story, I'd definitely turn Christian.
At least you can brag to a everyone at the next necromancer's club meeting that you got screwed harder by Satan than any goth chick ever did. :scowl:
I really do want to read this but it's one huge block of text. Paragraph breaks do wonders my friend.
Last night I had a dream I was in my old livingroom, the man in white was there, I could see his lips moving but nothing was coming out, I started to speak the words,
Deathly, devastating, destructing, dissatisfying, doomed, deliciousness, and then I awoke and found this at the foot of my bed.
What the hell is that?
I actually liked the Dick Tracy Pin in the headstock....it looks kinda ...great, as for everything else... I wonder what it was before this happen to "it"
Originally Posted by buchananbass
It said behold for you are the chosen one, chosen by the gods of lucifer, Rico Suave and Geraldo Rivera.
*Buzz!!!* Sorry Podgorny, that answer is incorrect. Since the phrasing is such that that the choosing is done by the gods of Lucifer, Rico Suave and Geraldo Rivera, but never mentions anything about these god's race or any race related beliefs, there are no grounds for an accusation of racism. Two of the followers happen to be of Latin decent, but that makes do difference in this context! Johnny, tell the man what he's won!
It said behold for you are the chosen one, chosen by the gods of lucifer, Rico Suave and Geraldo Rivera.
*Buzz!!!* Sorry Podgorny, that answer is incorrect. Since the phrasing is such that that the choosing is done by the gods of Lucifer, Rico Suave and Geraldo Rivera, but never mentions anything about these god's race or any race related beliefs, there are no grounds for an accusation of racism. Two of the followers happen to be of Latin decent, but that makes do difference in this context! Johnny, tell the man what he's won!
Thanks, that was fun.
Cool story idea, btw. Ignore all the lazy, rude people who won't read it. They probably don't read much anyway.
I'm on page 777 of 2220 in "War and Peace" and on page 248 of 612 in "Obama's Wars", (iBooks page counts) and just finished "Overhaul" (Kindle didn't give me page counts on that one) so I won't count myself among the lazy.
I STILL ain't reading that unformatted text-brick.
Well, indeed it is.
I give him credit for effort. At least he was using his imagination and trying to write something. Granted, it would be much easier to read if he'd follow a few grammar rules and check his spelling. Just a little Halloween fun.
The real Halloween horror of it all was that atrocious mess of a bass that he posted.
What the heck was THAT?!
...oh wait, I get it. It's sort of an adaptation on the Frankenstein theme right? Some Frankenbass?
The story Im about to tell you is a story of great evil and as I hold the deepest of regret, it has now become the story of my life. ... I have a sneaking suspicion that this is all some how related to the coming of a new bass guitar. Stay tuned to find out if you dare.
I thought you were going to admit you'd just bought an iPad.
