Best craigslist post I've seen in awhile

[GLEN18INCHSPICA]

My drummer friend just forwarded this to me, I got a chuckle, after the whole thing he puts his location "My parents house". Classic. [Invalid or Expired Link Removed]

 

[bassinplace]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Thanks. Somebody's really sick of Craigslist!

 

[balton4]

You know your a death core band when your musical influences are yo gaba gaba.

 

[GLEN18INCHSPICA]

There was a Yo Gabba Gabba episode with a song" Pool Party" that I thought was kind of good, yeah I have 2 kids & no life!

 

[BassinCT]

The Yo Gabba Gabba guy with the fuzzy hat creeps me out.
My kids will turn to that channel and laugh hysterically as they wait for me to turn it off in a silent rage.

 

[knarleybass]

i am working on my essay now

 

[dhsierra1]

I really dig Nat Cole's early metal stuff best

 

[waleross]

My Parents House is a great name for the band.....Flugal Horn ? Way to Rock.............................Nothing has really changed, I knew pests like that years ago..............

 

[C47]

What's the best flugel horn for metal?

 

[jarrydee]

The Yo Gabba Gabba guy with the fuzzy hat creeps me out.
My kids will turn to that channel and laugh hysterically as they wait for me to turn it off in a silent rage.

oh man, dont know if you were ever scared to death by the doodlebops, but them some scary lookin folks, my kids love it, but they give me nightmares!

 

[DeadGoonz]

Bet this guy knows what the best bass for metal is.

 

[hrodbert696]

CL ads tend to disappear. For those who don't see it in time:

SERIOUS MUSICIANS WANTED FOR SPECIFIC BAND (My parent's house)
Date: 2012-04-25, 12:13AM EDT
Reply to: [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]
I'm starting a very specific-genre band. It involves a lot of screaming and/or showing off and/or the word "core" in the name, so you know I'm a serious musician. INfluences include the Doom-death-doomies, Nat King Cole, and the music from Yo Gabba Gabba. I have lots of experience with music as I just picked up the guitar yesterday. I'm looking for people between the age of 25 and 25.76 years old. NO OLDIES OR YOUG KIDS OUTISD ETHIS REANGE WILL BE CONSIDERED!!

I am in need of a bassist, a drummer, a tambourineist, a flugel horn player, a robot, and a slice of pizza. YOU WILL BE EXPECTED TO BEING YOU'RE OWN EQUIPMENT AND IT MUST BE OF PROFESSIONAL QUALITY! ANYONE WHO BRINGS A COMBO AMP OR AN INSTRUMENT THAT COSTS UNDER $600 WILL BE IMMEDIATELY ASKED TO LEAVE, AND I WILL CHARGE YOU MONEY FOR MY TIME!

You must be fully devoted to this band. Even though you don't know me and I don't know you, I will not consider people who are going to half-ass this. You will be expected to give me custody of your children as collateral and proof of your commitment to the band. NO DRAMA OR DRUGS OR EGOS OR PEOPLE BETTER THAN OR WORSE THAN ME!

You will be expected to be under my complete supervision and jurisdiction at all times at a band practice. You must only play what I tell you you can play, exactly when I tell you you can play it or YOUR WASTING MY TIME!

I look forward to reading your 10 page essay, detailing exactly why you deserve to be in my band. NO EGOS OR DRUGS OR CATS OR RAINBOWS OR GOLFERS OR CAB DRIVERS, PLEASE!

Peace

 

[NWB]

That is hilarious.

Cuts a bit close to the truth of what I've seen in many CL ads.

 

[Ewo]

I really dig Nat Cole's early metal stuff best

Yeah--that was the part I LMFAO'd about.

 

[MrUsefulAlien]

That right there, is hilarious

 

[Chef FourString]

What's the best flugel horn for metal?

Bb Doom Flugel. I think Yamaha makes'em.

* Brass nerd.

 

[jumbodbassman]

very funny...

 

[CrashCarlisle]

I'm thinking of replying to this...

 

[stingray2112]

Man I need to jump right on this gig

 

[Grey Sarcasm]

i am working on my essay now

LOL. That's a hilarious craigslist post.