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Blasphemy!

Discussion in 'Amps and Cabs [BG]' started by Microbass, Jul 25, 2005.


  1. All Trace fans with faint hearts, DO NOT read on!

    Microbass says:
    trace is in the shop again
    i got a mohawk says:
    thats cus its trace
    Microbass says:
    die.
    i got a mohawk says:
    almost as reliable as a broken behringer
    i got a mohawk says:
    ALMOST.

    from this moment on all of i have a mohawk's comments shall be voided and be stamped BLASHPHEMY!

    good day. :mad:


    [edit] BURN HIM!!!
    ;)
     
  2. lol, what do you expect when you post me saying SVT's are smelleh :p
     
  3. He's a witch!

    How do you know he's a witch?

    He looks like one! He turned me into a newt.... well I got better!
     
  4. Kelly Lee

    Kelly Lee Yeah, I'm a guy! Supporting Member

    Feb 17, 2004
    Marana, AZ, USA
    Do not fear the blashphemer my son, for he does not know what he does. :p

    Don't worry microbass, he is just jealous. After all, he only has Ampeg and Peavey amps! ;)
     
  5. YUSSSS another python quote, ACE :D


    And twas all said in jest, mainly cus microbasses trace is dead :p
     
  6. Bassic83

    Bassic83

    Jul 26, 2004
    Texas, USSA
    "What floats, besides wood?"

    Voice from the back of the crowd- "Very small rocks?"
     
  7. DannyB

    DannyB

    Aug 17, 2004
    A DUCK!!!
     
  8. So, if she weighs the same as a duck . . .


    arrrg, i gotta find that tape now

    "excuse me sir, are you saying Nee to that old woman?"
     
  9. Kelly Lee

    Kelly Lee Yeah, I'm a guy! Supporting Member

    Feb 17, 2004
    Marana, AZ, USA
    Yea microbass, you kinda need to be kicked a little bit! :p

    Now quit screwing around with guys that obviously don't know how to fix your amp and get in contact with GM Audio in the U.K. Get that Trace fixed, now! :bassist:
     
  10. DannyB

    DannyB

    Aug 17, 2004
    Man in crowd - "then she's made o' wood...."

    Bedevere - "and therefore......"
     
  11. loendmaestro

    loendmaestro

    Jan 15, 2004
    Vienna VA
    "MORE WITCHES!"
     
  12. me and a bud had a look at it. the power amp is fine.
    the guy is a much better electrician than i and we proved the problem is in the compressor, but all the right components are there... :eyebrow:

    i cant remember now if we tried the pre amp without the compressor, im sure we did though and signal was fine.

    we came up with a temp fix thats not in use yet as im giving the techs one more chance; increase the voltage gain over the compressor opamps by adding 66kK ohms in parallell with the existing 42kohm(? cant remember) on the circuit board.

    sigh.
     
  13. Kelly Lee

    Kelly Lee Yeah, I'm a guy! Supporting Member

    Feb 17, 2004
    Marana, AZ, USA
    So basically re-engineering a Trace design? :eek: Trust me man, Trace knew what they were doing. You have a componet(s) that is bad and it needs to be fixed. A fix like that, IMO, will probably not last long and it could cause even more damage. I implore you to find the real problem and fix it.
     
  14. DannyB

    DannyB

    Aug 17, 2004
    what the hell? how did this get derailed from Monty Python into a Trace Elliot thread.. Oh wait a minute.. Sorry
     
  15. Bassic83

    Bassic83

    Jul 26, 2004
    Texas, USSA
    HELP! HELP! We're being repressed! 'E's not MY king! I didn't vote for him!
     

  16. Sorry! 'tis only a flesh wound! I'm getting better! ....[a]nd I want to sing!


    NO NO Stop that! We're talking about Trace Elliot!


    Mmmmmmmmmm Traaaace...... *drools*


    Seriously... sorry about that! :D
     
  17. Kelly Lee

    Kelly Lee Yeah, I'm a guy! Supporting Member

    Feb 17, 2004
    Marana, AZ, USA
    I was just giving microbass a hard time! :p

    Please continue your Monty Python inspired hi-jack! :D
     
  18. If I'm officially derailing a thread... let's do it proper!


    Angry Mob: "We've found a witch, may we burn her?"
    King Bedevere: "Bring her forward." (Examines the girl) "How do you know she is a witch?"
    Angry Mob: "Well, she looks like one"
    The Witch: "They dressed me up like this.... and this isn't my nose, it's a false one."
    King Bedevere: "Did you dress her up like this?"
    Angry Mob: "NO...No.... a bit, a bit. We did do the nose"
    King Bedevere: "The nose....?"
    Angry Mob: "And the hat, but she is a witch. Look she's got a wart."
    King Bedevere: "What makes you think that she is a witch?"
    Angry Mob: "What, she turned me into a newt."
    King Bedevere: "A newt?"
    Angry Mob: "........... i got better."
    "BURN HER ANYWAY!!!! BURN HER!!!!"
    King Bedevere: "Quiet, quiet! There are ways of telling whether she is a witch."
    Angry Mob: "There are??? Are there??? Tell us. Tell us. Do they hurt?"
    King Bedevere: "Tell me, what do you do with witches?"
    Angry Mob: "Burn Them!"
    King Bedevere: "And what do you burn apart from witches?"
    Angry Mob: "More witches!" (peasant gets slapped)
    Angry Mob: "Wood!"
    King Bedevere: "So, why do witches burn?"
    Angry Mob: "Because they're made of... wood?"
    King Bedevere: "Good! So how do we tell whether she is made of wood?"
    Angry Mob: "Build a bridge out of her!"
    King Bedevere: "Ahh, but can you not also make bridges out of stone?"
    Angry Mob: "Oh ya."
    King Bedevere: "Tell me, Does wood sink in water?"
    Angry Mob: "No, no, it floats."
    Angry Mob: "Throw her into the pond!"
    King Bedevere: "What also floats in water?"
    Angry Mob: "Bread, apples, very small rocks, cider, gravy, cherries, mud, churches, lead..."
    King Arthur: "A duck!"
    King Bedevere: "Exactly! So, logically....."
    Angry Mob: "If she weighs the same as a duck, she's made of wood."
    King Bedevere: "And therefore?"
    Angry Mob: "A Witch!"
     
  19. popinfresh

    popinfresh

    Dec 23, 2004
    Melbourne, Aus
    Hahaha. I love that movie so much. Especially with the gaurds in the tower.. And the son shoots the arrow out the window, and hits that guy.. ahhh.

    *Love his Trace too*
     
  20. Tash

    Tash

    Feb 13, 2005
    Bel Air Maryland
    "No, no, I WANT the peril!"