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Breasts.

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by Mike Money, Aug 26, 2004.


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  1. Mike Money

    Mike Money Banned

    Mar 18, 2003
    Bakersfield California
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    I have done lots of pondering on why males, as a species, are so awe-struck by a nice rack.

    I think I know why...

    FOOD.

    As a baby, we associated the breast with food. And in a little kids mindset, a bigger boob must have more food....

    Which is why we like big boobs.


    Comments?
     
  2. Against Will

    Against Will Supporting Member

    Dec 10, 2003
    Big Sound Central
    Have you considered devoting your mental facilities to something that might be a bit more beneficial to society as a whole?
     
  3. Mike Money

    Mike Money Banned

    Mar 18, 2003
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  4. embellisher

    embellisher Holy Ghost filled Bass Player Staff Member Supporting Member

  5. jive1

    jive1 Moderator Staff Member Supporting Member Commercial User

    Jan 16, 2003
    Alexandria,VA
    Owner/Retailer: Jive Sound
    I can't believe that I am responding to this, but here goes.

    If it were the food theory like you said, then women would love boobs as well.

    There has been a theory related to this. It is evolutionary in nature. I forgot who espoused it, but an old drummer told this to me. No drummer jokes here please, he's was a scientist for NASA.
    Long ago, female humans like other mammals only had enlarged breasts while they were in gestation. When they weren't pregnant, their breasts would shrink back to a size similar to males. Enlarged breasts were a symbol to her male mate that she was pregnant and needed protection. So, as long as she had enlarged breasts her male mate would stay with her, and once she wasn't he'd leave in search of new fertile grounds. In the eveoltionary scheme of things, the women who maintained the larger breasts after gestation were most likely to survive because of male protection. So in the survival of the fittest, the girls with big breasts won out.

    I am not espousing the truth of this theory, nor do I necessarily subscribe to it. But this a theory that was mentioned to me, and I'm just throwing it out there.
     
  6. Mike Money

    Mike Money Banned

    Mar 18, 2003
    Bakersfield California
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    Girl's do love boobs... They are envious of a nice rack... So my food theory could still be true.
     
  7. jive1

    jive1 Moderator Staff Member Supporting Member Commercial User

    Jan 16, 2003
    Alexandria,VA
    Owner/Retailer: Jive Sound
    Yeah but how many of them would love to nuzzle them like most men would?
     
  8. Nino Valenti

    Nino Valenti Commercial User

    Feb 2, 2001
    Staten Island NYC
    Builder: Valenti Basses
    ...and we'd live in a perfect world. :)
     
  9. Mike Money

    Mike Money Banned

    Mar 18, 2003
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    However many lesbians there are?
     
  10. Wrong Robot

    Wrong Robot Guest

    Apr 8, 2002
  11. jive1

    jive1 Moderator Staff Member Supporting Member Commercial User

    Jan 16, 2003
    Alexandria,VA
    Owner/Retailer: Jive Sound
    Whatever.

    I'm out of this thread.
     
  12. JMX

    JMX Vorsprung durch Technik

    Sep 4, 2000
    Cologne, Germany
    Isn't this biology 101?
     
  13. more like BOOBology 101.. dumb thread..
     
  14. Maybe we could have some pictures here to help us add some... real examples to this class :D

    There is something about that theory though, but I don't buy it. A lot of men like small breasts. If not, I'm the exeption here :) But think about it.

    Jive's theory isn't bad. I'd put my money on that one.
     
  15. DigMe

    DigMe

    Aug 10, 2002
    Waco, TX

    I get it.

    brad cook
     
  16. xyllion

    xyllion Commercial User

    Jan 14, 2003
    San Jose, CA, USA
    Owner, Looperlative Audio Products
    Why oh why do I even open up these threads?
     
  17. Mike Money

    Mike Money Banned

    Mar 18, 2003
    Bakersfield California
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    Because, deep down inside, you know this thread rules.
     
  18. Trevorus

    Trevorus

    Oct 18, 2002
    Urbana, IL

    Best "smiley" ever.
     

  19. Ahh.. it makes sense now. you do ACT 16, because you ARE 16... case closed, I'm outta this one :rollno:
     



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