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Breasts.
- Thread starter Mike Money
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<---boobs do this to me.
I believe more in what Jive had to say, but...
Some believe that the human breast evolved in order to prevent infants from suffocating while feeding. Since human infants don't have a protruding jaw like our ancestors and the other primates, the infant's nose might be blocked by a flat female chest while feeding. According to this theory, as the human jaw became recessed, so the breasts became larger to compensate.
Some believe that the human breast evolved in order to prevent infants from suffocating while feeding. Since human infants don't have a protruding jaw like our ancestors and the other primates, the infant's nose might be blocked by a flat female chest while feeding. According to this theory, as the human jaw became recessed, so the breasts became larger to compensate.
jive1 said:
Here is a far out theory for you all.
I firmly (no pun intended) believe that the male human will eventually be extinct.
Women no longer need men to provide and protect, which was our original role. I believe that we will evolve into a unisex species.
I have several reasons for this belief, however; much too time consuming to type it all out here. However; I will throw out one interesting fact. Male genitalia has been getting smaller over the years.
Look it up.Peace,
Vegaas
vegaas said:...Male genitalia has been getting smaller over the years.
Peace,
Vegaas
The problem is chemical abuse (marijuana) and too much abuse of the member itself, if you know what I mean. If someone punched you a bunch of times repeatedly, you would want to hide too.
Oh, and when I look that up, all I get is vacuum pumps and herbal treatments. And Enzyte...
Trevorus said:
Haha, yeah, you probably want to be carefull when looking on the internet for it.
I only know this info because of a book my fiance was issued in grad school. It had all types of interesting facts about the human race. That just happened to be one of them.
I dont necesarily like big boobs if the girl is like 500 lbs. I like a nice balance between the girl and the boobs.
Joe Turski said:A thread about boobs with no visual evidence?
Hey, Mike Money started this thread, didn't he?
So men who were fed with formula and a bottle will grow up to be gay?
It's the chemicals in our brains Mike, they're called hormones. At a certian age, they started screaming things like "BOOBS!" and "VAGINA!" in the back of our heads.
It's the chemicals in our brains Mike, they're called hormones. At a certian age, they started screaming things like "BOOBS!" and "VAGINA!" in the back of our heads.
OK let's see if I can pull this thread back onto the original point. There's been a lot of talk about evolution, genetics, and such that explain why boobs exist, but I believe the original question was
and here's my take on it.
We Arent! (as a species)
We Are!! (as part of our society)
Modern civilization has privatized our private parts to the point that breasts are considered part of our procreation process (SEX) and the vast majority of males only have access to female brests during sexual encounters. Now we all know how often most men want sex (stereotypically in our civilization), twice as often as they are presently getting it regarless of that amount. And since they equate breasts with sex, they WANT breasts (and this accounts for the different types that different men like, Large, Small, Real, Fake, Proportional, and No Freakin' Way Nature Intended Them To Be That Damn Huge!!!) But if Males as a species had this trait then in the civilizations which do not privatize breasts (think National Geographic) the Males would be walking around "Pointing North" 24 hours a day and never look ANY female in the face. But since these societies have differing views on these issues, the males are not as preocupied with breasts as their counterparts in the "civilized" world.
Mike Money said:
and here's my take on it.
We Arent! (as a species)
We Are!! (as part of our society)
Modern civilization has privatized our private parts to the point that breasts are considered part of our procreation process (SEX) and the vast majority of males only have access to female brests during sexual encounters. Now we all know how often most men want sex (stereotypically in our civilization), twice as often as they are presently getting it regarless of that amount. And since they equate breasts with sex, they WANT breasts (and this accounts for the different types that different men like, Large, Small, Real, Fake, Proportional, and No Freakin' Way Nature Intended Them To Be That Damn Huge!!!) But if Males as a species had this trait then in the civilizations which do not privatize breasts (think National Geographic) the Males would be walking around "Pointing North" 24 hours a day and never look ANY female in the face. But since these societies have differing views on these issues, the males are not as preocupied with breasts as their counterparts in the "civilized" world.
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