Breasts.

[AlembicPlayer]

Maybe we could have some pictures here to help us add some... real examples to this class

I agree with Hellsgamerz.....without photographic examples..this thread is worthless

 

[Steph Dawe]

In Before Close:

Why was this even brought to everyone's attention?

I have no theory either, and I have a pair. There was one theory floating around here sometime that stated that men have nipples because they formed in the womb... I don't believe it but there's a chance of that being the reason. I dunno.

I really don't care.

 

[LajoieT]

I really don't care.

And yet you post, that's nice of you!!

By the way here's a photo for you folks:

Me surprised that this thread wasn't closed LOOOOOOONG ago!!!

 

[Atshen]

I believe that we will evolve into a unisex species.

Maaaan, what have you been smokin'?

Modern civilization has privatized our private parts to the point that breasts are considered part of our procreation process (SEX) and the vast majority of males only have access to female brests during sexual encounters. Now we all know how often most men want sex (stereotypically in our civilization), twice as often as they are presently getting it regarless of that amount. And since they equate breasts with sex, they WANT breasts (and this accounts for the different types that different men like, Large, Small, Real, Fake, Proportional, and No Freakin' Way Nature Intended Them To Be That Damn Huge!!!) But if Males as a species had this trait then in the civilizations which do not privatize breasts (think National Geographic) the Males would be walking around "Pointing North" 24 hours a day and never look ANY female in the face. But since these societies have differing views on these issues, the males are not as preocupied with breasts as their counterparts in the "civilized" world.

Best post. And I agree totally.

 

[Michael Jewels]

So I went to lunch at HOOTERS, but before I could sit down, I heard this terrible crash; a waiter carrying one too manyJUGS of wine dropped them all. What a mess.

So, I figured I'd eat a light lunch. I went to the fruit stand on the corner and set out to get me some grapes, an apple and perhaps even a pomegranate. All of a sudden, out of the corner of my eye, I saw the most beautiful pear I had ever seen. I mean it looked better than the pears you see in pear advertisements. It looked so good, I just had to tell the woman who owns the fruit stand how nice I thought it was. You have a really nice PAIR, I said. She gave me this really dirty look and replied, "Don't even think of asking me for a date."

After lunch, I got a phone call from an old friend in CLEAVAGE Ohio. He called to tell me he got a ticket last night for driving without his HEADLIGHTS on.

Yes, I too wondered why he would call to tell me this.

So, I'll be heading out in a little while. I figure I'll go to a nice restaurant, and perhaps order BREAST of chicken, then go home and look through my video tape library and see if I can find one of my favorite shows: TWIN PEAKS.

If I can't find the tape, I guess the evening will just be a BUST.

Thank you, and good night!

Drive safely.

Mike

 

[Wrong Robot]

That's great mike! Thanks for the MAMMARIES

 

[Michael Jewels]

That's great mike! Thanks for the MAMMARIES

BRA - HA - HA !!!

Mike

 

[Wrong Robot]

I wish I could respond to that But I think we've Milked it for all it's worth. so tit-tit-tit-thats all folks

 

[Leinad]

This thread still breathes? Ho hum...

 

[Joe Turski]

What a bunch of boobs.

 

[Wrong Robot]

What a bunch of boobs.

:scowl:


BOOOOOOOOOb

 

[stu FORD]

If it were the food theory like you said, then women would love boobs as well.

duh! women (hetero) arent intrigued by a nice rack cause they see their own every day.

men dont exactly like to see penises do they? i know i dont!

 

[Trevorus]

What a bunch of boobs.

No, this is a bunch of boobs:

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[Ba Gua Tiger]

......wth


IBC




boobs boobs, I love boobs. They're so cool I always drool. I want them, you want them......ummm BOOBS!!!!!!

 

[khay0s]

You can really tell who's not getting some by this thread, can't you.

Leigh

 

[Ba Gua Tiger]

I think huge breasts are gross. small (but existant ) to medium=no problem. big=I don't have any problems but don't need them.

either way though I am more of a like the woman and breasts are just a bonus type of guy

 

[Nick man]

....
So, I figured I'd eat a light lunch. I went to the fruit stand on the corner and set out to get me some grapes, an apple, water MELLON and perhaps even a pomegranate. All of a sudden, out of the corner of my eye, I saw the most beautiful pear I had ever seen. I mean it looked better than the pears you see in pear advertisements. It looked so good, I just had to tell the woman who owns the fruit stand how nice I thought it was. You have a really nice PAIR, I said. She gave me this really dirty look and replied, "Don't even think of asking me for a date."

.....

You missed an obvious one.

 

[embellisher]

boobies

 

[Wrong Robot]

boobies

B( . Y . )bies

 

[Ba Gua Tiger]

:scowl: