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[Deleted member 341607]

is it weird that the only thing i don't get is what the plumbers tape is for.

Creating rhythm beats?

 

[TeaTime]

Horn player asked me to bring a fretless next week...

 

[elgranluis]

All jokes aside , with the right tuning and perhaps a slide, I’m sure you can get a full octave out of it.

 

[birminghambass]

Troll. Just loosen the neck screws, give it a tug, then retighten. Everything will fall in to alignment.

 

[covermego]

is it weird that the only thing i don't get is what the plumbers tape is for.

I'm thinkin' that Tumber's Plape is for a Pinger Full or a Rumb Thest, dependin on which-a-way you pick it up.

 

[JamesGrant]

Weight?

 

[BismarckHerring]

That’s one solution for neck dive.

 

[getrhythm]

Do they make a righty?

 

[P Coburn]

Weight?

No WAIT, Act now!

 

[Shinbone]

This makes me think of that old Mad magazine Star Trek transporter bit (showing my age now.)

 

[W_R]

Could match up with some Funk Fingers… “3” for those as well, right?

 

[murphy]

That’s so sad.

Hey man...That's Art

 

[J-Bass RMR]

Not piccolo bass! Picasso bass!

BBB

I don't know art, but I know what I like.

I can't 'ear it!

 

[J Wilson]

Divorce can be really ugly. You should see his car.

 

[DrBnz]

PASS....... I'd rather floss the cats teeth than mess with that "pile"

 

[scuzzy]

the cursed offspring of the Mothman...

 

[five7]

Is it a right handed peghead on a lefty body. 2 basses were hacked?

 

[Gervais Cote]

Does it fit in a wood stove ?

 

[KevInDaBassment]

The new Fender short scale 3 string P bass.

Hey, everyone keeps complaining about Fender not innovating anymore....careful what you wish for!

 

[wncBass]

A nice tort will fix that right up.