If some of those students are jocks, you will probably be pressured to pass them. It sucks but athletics outweighs academics. A
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I dropped English as soon as I could which would have been final year of highschool.Yep, we had it the same. It was like the whole family was in shame if we ever did anything wrong and my parents being the simple folk that they were didn't really rate a score if it was under like 90%.When I was in school, I knew the deal. If I got in trouble in school, I was in DOUBLE trouble when I got home. My parents didn't abuse me. But they held me to VERY high standards.

Can I vent?
I'm grading my high school students' unit projects today- They had four days to write me a Shakespearean sonnet, tailored to a few specifications including labeling instances of imagery and figurative language.
Now, I'm used to catching cheaters. Every project has one or two knuckleheads who copy and paste an essay directly from online, and it isn't hard to spot the signs, but I'm not even a third of the way through my class roster and I've already caught 11 kids who just genuinely could not be bothered to do the work.
The more clever cheaters ripped their sonnets from a website for teens to post poetry on, so at least it comes close to resembling their actual skill level. One submitted me an honest to goodness Robert Frost poem, and I feel like I should be taking something for my blood pressure right now.
However, the bigger half of these little turdgoblins employed an online app that generates Shakespearean sonnets like a Mad Lib. You just enter your favorite animal and a few descriptive words, and it spits out a sonnet- always the same sonnet for the most part, mind you, which is how I ended up catching them.
I understand a lot of you are or have been teachers, that most of you have had children, and that nearly all of you have at some point in your lives been a high school student. Meanwhile, I've only been at this game for about a year and a half now, am not yet old enough to be my students' mother, and am presently stuck in a decidedly rural area where seniors writing essays need to be reminded that the past tense of "see" is "saw," not "seen" or "seent," so I don't know if I should be as surprised or hurt by this as I am, but so far this is the worst instance of mass-scale don't-give-a-damn I've encountered among my students, and I'm just kind of reeling right now.
I've still got four more class periods to grade before I'm done, and if this pattern keeps up, I'm about to have to send around thirty students to the principal's office tomorrow, out of a roster of about 120.
I know they're teenagers. I know they don't care about poetry, and that they aren't going to make an honest effort at something that isn't important to them. I know that as a teacher it's on me to make the material more engaging and appealing and to help them understand why it's relevant. I get that, I really do, and god but I've been trying to show them how personal and powerful a tool for self-expression it can be, but what kills me isn't that they don't care.
It's that they think I'm so stupid that I'd let them pass an entire unit project when all of their friends' poems are literally identical except for the nouns. It's that the next generation of my country is genuinely dull enough to think they can get away with that.
I'm hurt and I'm scared and I'm so, so tired and I still have so many papers left to grade.
Just had to take a break from the pen for a moment to say that.
Thanks for hearing me.
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Curious, what grade is this? Is an advanced type class or just the normal student track?
you cant do humiliation nowadays...get sued or fired.I wouldn’t take them to the principal.
I would humiliate them. Call all of them to the front of the class and ask them each, in turn, about their inspiration for writing their poem.
I would then offer them an opportunity to actually write a poem by end of school Friday or something.
Don't you know this is 2019 and rules have now changed. Don't you guys realize if you now make bad decisions, it is not really your fault, because you are more than likely a victim of one sort or another. Come on and get with it. Again, its 2019.........rant over. I would humiliate them. Call all of them to the front of the class and ask them each, in turn, about their inspiration for writing their poem.
Explain it to them kind of like you did here. Don’t call out anyone specifically but make it clear you know what some of them did. Then reject the entire lot and tell them you’re generously giving everyone including the unnamed slackers a chance to resubmit and make it right.
welcome to the world of public education, where the points are made up and the scores don't matter! (pardon my facetiousness)
1. parents cheat. their kids cheat. rinse and repeat.
2. if you want to get ahead in business, you need to learn how to cheat successfully.
3. i don't think the population is any duller. they are as dull as they ever were. compulsory education and a half-hearted attempt to level the educational playing field has made it more visible, methinks. much of the populace sees little value in a formal education; consider the great distrust by student's peers of the intellectually gifted.
I'd give the entire class the opportunity to redo it, but leave it up to them letting them know the cheaters were otherwise going to get a zero.
A friend just retired after 30 years of teaching. He would call out students for things like that and tell them they were complete amateurs. Then he would tell them they could try again. And do it the right way. He had a few who didn't get it, but most did so far as I could tell from his stories.Our school policy isn't too different from that. Academic dishonesty means a trip to the principal, a detention, a zero on the assignment, and the opportunity to do an alternate assignment to make it up for no more than a 70.
As for humiliating them, I'm torn between whether I'm that petty (hell, ok, I definitely am) and whether that sort of treatment is better or worse for them overall (I could go either way here.) One thing's for sure- it would at least be fun as hell, letting the ones who used the app recite their poem one after another as it dawns on the class that they're all identical.
I had a similar thought, though perhaps less public-shame oriented, in which tomorrow I offer to show them all "my favorite Robert Frost poem," and recite the one that was plagiarized as though it was the very dearest thing to my heart, all while watching the offending student sweat at his table as he realized he just effed up in the worst of ways.
But then, I feel like indulging in actual sadistic joy against somebody I am employed to nurture may not be the most ethical way to handle this situation. ... Unless it actually works, in which case it is by definition the most ethical thing I can do as a teacher.
I'm too green to know.
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