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Chicks at Shows (Part II) Let's see more of them.....

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Bard2dbone said:
But the wild monkey circus sex would make it worth it, for the first few months anyway.
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Then you need better timing (on when to hit the exit).

This happened to me one time when I lived in LA about 30 yrs ago. I had been warned (by the lady's SISTER, no less, who I also had dated), that she was really out there, but those damn wild monkeys got in the way. When the other shoe dropped after about a month, I bailed and didn't look back (I was scared I'd turn to salt). Don't leave a forwarding address.
 
#162
Ed, That was back when you could leave town and they couldn't
cyberstalk you. Left at least one wacko that way
myself.

Bard, I had forgotten about those stories until you
mentioned them again. Pretty scary stuff.

Just got a PM from a good bassist friend who is married to
psycho scary wifezilla. It was rather short. It started
"I am in Hell".

Moral: There are women you monkey around with, and there
are women you marry. Usually they are not the same ladies.

Back on topic, more pics please!
 
#163
Bard2dbone said:
No, man. I only got married the one time(to one of only two SANE girls I ever got with) Nearly sixteen years now.

But if you look at the pic you can probably get a pretty good guess as to why I let the crazy thing be only a minor concern until they'd get scary.

But they'd almost always get REAL scary after a while. Debbie once had a loud extended argument with a chair. I wish I could have heard the chairs side of the discussion, because based on her responses, it was making some pretty cogent points. Sheila once pulled a knife on me with serious intent of at least maiming me because of the way I tied my shoes. I don't remember if it was left-over-right or right-over-left that day. But she looked at my feet, screamed "You men are all alike!" and tried to take out my liver with a butcher knife.

Sadly, it's not a long step from 'Clearly, all the girls who are attracted to me are dangerously insane.' to 'Clearly, to be attracted to me, a girl must first be dangerously insane.' It's a little hard on the self image.

But the wild monkey circus sex would make it worth it, for the first few months anyway.
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:D
 
#164
Thor said:
Moral: There are women you monkey around with, and there
are women you marry. Usually they are not the same ladies.
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A more sage and wise counsel was never uttered on the topic of the female of the human species.

I have learned this via two marriages, the first which was the one you SHOULD marry (and I would still give my left testicle to get back), the second was the insane one that should have induced a rapid exit but because "love conquers all", I did not. Lesson learned!

Back to your regularly scheduled eye candy (and I promise to add to it as soon as I get back into a regular gig schedule!).
 
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Bard2dbone said:
Debbie once had a loud extended argument with a chair. I wish I could have heard the chairs side of the discussion, because based on her responses, it was making some pretty cogent points. Sheila once pulled a knife on me with serious intent of at least maiming me because of the way I tied my shoes. I don't remember if it was left-over-right or right-over-left that day. But she looked at my feet, screamed "You men are all alike!" and tried to take out my liver with a butcher knife.
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This makes you a first-ballot, unanimous-decision entrant into the internet forum hall of fame. I am just grateful I wasn't pouring diet pepsi into my head when reading this. Thanks for the laugh.
 
#168
Ok, I'm gonna try to get this thread back on track because y'all are some thread hijacking fools! :D These are from some recent outings:
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Bard, if you recognize anyone, just take a deep breath...;)
 
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nortonrider said:
You know it's only a matter of time until somebody sticks Atozs head on her.

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OK, I'm purposing a halt to any more postings of this........err......gurl.
I know this thread is titled "Chicks at shows....let's see more of them..." but I don't thing the "more" means, well, "more surface area" of a single chick in her case.

But in good faith, I'll end it with this.....SOMEbody out there thinks she's hot and loves her!!!!!

All agree?????? (with the no more posting of her part)
 
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