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Chuck Norris
- Thread starter NKUSigEp
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I love the ultimate showdown. My friend showed it to me a while back. Here's another version which can go full screen.
When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
Barry Bonds once lost a bet and had to drink Chuck Norris' urine. The rest is history.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
Barry Bonds once lost a bet and had to drink Chuck Norris' urine. The rest is history.
Chuck Norris was the original actor in the show, 24. But in the first take he killed all the "terrorists" and saved the country in 3 minutes and 34 seconds so the producers decided to go with someone less manly...
This started a year ago and it is still kicking to stay alive.
And that's because Chuck Norris never dies...death fears Chuck Norris.
This started a year ago and it is still kicking to stay alive.
Yup and it wouldn't be the same if it was anyone else. Like Steven Segal...
What's behind Steven Segal's beard? Oh wait, he doesn't have one because he's not Chuck Norris!!!!!!!!
Steven Segal ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. And then got one ...because Chuck Norris felt so sorry for the dumb b**tard that he roundhouse kicked BK into a McDonald's!
Chuck Norris once ate an entire birthday cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper inside of it.
Chuck Norris actually named Vin Diesel. Well, ok, so that one is true...
Chuck Norris actually named Vin Diesel. Well, ok, so that one is true...
Chuck Norris lost both legs in a car accident.............and still managed to walk it off!!
Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun.......and won!
Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun.......and won!
As old as this is, there are actually quite a few of these in this thread I have never seen before.
The old ones are still funny too!
The old ones are still funny too!
Chuck Norris once ate a turtle for the simple fact that he's Chuck Norris...a few weeks later four turtles popped up in the sewers and had grown 6 feet tall with a vast knowledge of Martial Arts...we now know these turtles as the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles...
This whole Chuck Norris thing is only slightly less annoying/stupid than YTMND.
Ok, I'm done with my thread-pooping.
Ok, I'm done with my thread-pooping.
My friend at school wrote that song and sold it to the website and they took his name and used someone elses, it made everyone at our school mad!
Finally stop eating sewing supplies?
You know, you don't HAVE to read a thread if you don't want to.
