It seems to me that what will solve the problem for the students most efficiently would likely be a new (better, donated) Chinese cello-shaped object.
pretty much how i saw it... which is why I wanted to just get some glue in there and "hope for the best."
after all, as long as it doesn't implode the day of my school concerts, whats the big deal right?

I guess ill go with wood glue...
Looking into a HHG setup for next year for sure.