Cleaned out the closet and found ...

[Eilif]

My older brother finds me to be a bother too!

As an older brother I can confirm that younger brothers are a bother!

 

[mikeoso]

One of my cousins mowed his yard and found a car he'd forgot he stole.

 

[Eilif]

One of my cousins mowed his yard and found a car he'd forgot he stole.

I think that belongs in the "country bassist's club" thread.

Not to disparriage our rural members, it's just alot harder to pull that spectacular bit of forgetfullness off in a place with grass and weed ordinances.

 

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I think that belongs in the "country bassist's club" thread.

Not to disparriage our rural members, it's just alot harder to pull that spectacular bit of forgetfullness off in a place with grass and weed ordinances.

Several years back, my neighbors reported me to the town for not keeping my grass cut to their liking. So I called up the state, found out the specific rules applicable to "rural" zoning areas, got out the big tape measure, and cut exactly that much (50' from the house - my yard's a lot bigger than that). Town zoning enforcement officer was happy, neighbors probably not so much, but nothing they could do. They've left me alone ever since.

 

[Eilif]

Several years back, my neighbors reported me to the town for not keeping my grass cut to their liking. So I called up the state, found out the specific rules applicable to "rural" zoning areas, got out the big tape measure, and cut exactly that much (50' from the house - my yard's a lot bigger than that). Town zoning enforcement officer was happy, neighbors probably not so much, but nothing they could do. They've left me alone ever since.

This message makes me so happy!