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#21
What They Don't Want You to Know
In order to understand theory of relativity you need to realize that everything is controlled by a group ofleather girls made up of Jews with help from outlaw bikers.

The conspiracy first started during Genesis in Barstow CA. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including royal weddings.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by their nose picking.

They want to paddle Barney the Purple Dinosaur and imprison resisters in Charlestown MA using horses.

In order to prepare for this, we all must flip off everyone. Since the media is controlled by Wavey Gravy we should get our information from Pat Robertson.
 
#22
What They Don't Want You to Know

In order to understand Climate Change you need to realize that everything is controlled by a group of NASCAR fans made up of the D'Oyly Carte Opera Company with help from the National Union of Schoolteachers.

The conspiracy first started during the D-Day Landings in Montreal. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including the signing of the Magna Carta.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by their habit of ordering Lobster Thermidor in lingerie shops.

They want to forcibly depilate Kylie Minogue with tweezers and imprison resisters in a caravan in Merthyr Tydfil using miniature electric golf carts.

In order to prepare for this, we all must withhold our vote. Since the media is controlled by the Milk Marketing Board we should get our information from The Daily Mail.
 
#23
What They Don't Want You to Know
In order to understand the concept of time you need to realize that everything is controlled by a group of Avengers made up of chichen****ers with help from South Park residents.
The conspiracy first started during the civil rights movement in Imaginationland. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including the hijacking of the Lindenburgh blimp.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by theirill-timed gas release.

They want to shrink horse jockeys and imprison resisters in Phalex's corn maze using blimps.

In order to prepare for this, we all must heavily arm ourselves with mace. Since the media is controlled by the WBC we should get our information from PETA.
 
#24
MatticusMania said:
What They Don't Want You to Know
In order to understand the concept of time you need to realize that everything is controlled by a group of Avengers made up of chichen****ers with help from South Park residents.
The conspiracy first started during the civil rights movement in Imaginationland. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including the hijacking of the Lindenburgh blimp.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by theirill-timed gas release.

They want to shrink horse jockeys and imprison resisters in Phalex's corn maze using blimps.

In order to prepare for this, we all must heavily arm ourselves with mace. Since the media is controlled by the WBC we should get our information from PETA.
Click to expand...

Lol. XD
 
#25
What They Don't Want You to Know...

In order to understand harmony you need to realize that everything is controlled by a group of women's libbers made up of whites with help from mongols.

The conspiracy first started during Magna Carta in Belgrade, Yugoslavia. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including Washington crossing the Delaware.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by their grinding teeth.

They want to dickpunch David Cassidy and imprison resisters in Xenia, Ohio using emus.

In order to prepare for this, we all must sit. Since the media is controlled by Grandmothers we should get our information from Fatcats.
 
#26
What they Don't want you to know...

In order to understand Freedon you need to realize that everything is controlled by a group ofPoor made up of Asians with help from Students.
The conspiracy first started during WWII in South Korea. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including The Moon Landing.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by theirChewing Nails .

They want to Dismember Hipsters and imprison resisters in Siberia using Boats.

In order to prepare for this, we all must Leave. Since the media is controlled by Al Gore we should get our information from Dick Chaney
 
#27
haha- i went with a snow theme...

In order to understand genocide you need to realize that everything is controlled by a group ofcanadian police made up of eskimos with help from lap landers.

The conspiracy first started during ice age in canada. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including alaskan purchase.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by theirignorance.

They want to seal clubbing united nations and imprison resisters in siberia using dog sleds.

In order to prepare for this, we all must build an igloo. Since the media is controlled by canadian parliament we should get our information from alaskan state senate.
 

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