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#2
What They Don't Want You to Know
In order to understand Pakistani sandwich poisoning you need to realize that everything is controlled by a group of Russians made up of Indians with help from Mormons.
The conspiracy first started during World War II in Nebraska. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including 50 Cent being shot.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by their smacking while eating.

They want to punch babies, Vegans and imprison resisters in Nebraska using trains.

In order to prepare for this, we all must kill midgets. Since the media is controlled by treehuggers we should get our information from churchgoers.
 
#3
What They Don't Want You to Know
In order to understand free love you need to realize that everything is controlled by a group of play boy bunnies made up of whites with help from biker gang.
The conspiracy first started during great flood in my house. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including tonight.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by their sexy.

They want to sex me and imprison resisters in cincinnati using buses.

In order to prepare for this, we all must boom boom. Since the media is controlled by me we should get our information from me.
 
#4
What They Don't Want You to Know
In order to understand Gravity you need to realize that everything is controlled by a group of chess fanatics made up of those who enjoy eating grass clippings with help from Anonymous.
The conspiracy first started during the closing of CBJB's in the backseat of a New York cab. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including the completion of the Panama Canal.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by their playing guitar.

They want to pwn noob Kanye West and imprison resisters in Branson, MO using bear calvaries.

In order to prepare for this, we all must forget about it. Since the media is controlled by hippies we should get our information from soccer moms.
 
#5
What They Don't Want You to Know
In order to understand Atheism you need to realize that everything is controlled by a group of French made up of French Canadians with help from Acadians.

The conspiracy first started during Deportation in New-Zealand. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including WW2.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by their trolling.

They want to Slap Superman and imprison resisters in Alaska using New beetles.

In order to prepare for this, we all must forgive. Since the media is controlled by Layton we should get our information from Harper.

Wait what?
 
#6
I tried to make mine as realistic as possible:

In order to understand conspiracy theory you need to realize that everything is controlled by a group ofconspiracy theory made up of conspiracy theory with help from conspiracy theory.

The conspiracy first started during conspiracy theory in conspiracy theory. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including conspiracy theory.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by theirconspiracy theory.

They want to conspiracy theory conspiracy theory and imprison resisters in conspiracy theory using conspiracy theory mobiles.

In order to prepare for this, we all must conspiracy theory. Since the media is controlled by conspiracy theory we should get our information from conspiracy theory.
 
#7
In order to understand Loneliness you need to realize that everything is controlled by the band Rush, naked, made up of dwarves with help from creationists.

The conspiracy first started during the birth of David Suzuki in Niagara Falls. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including the Hindenburg disaster.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by their practicing violin.

They want to slap the wrestler Hurricane and imprison resisters in an endless supper with the Palins using snowmobiles.

In order to prepare for this, we all must leave. Since the media is controlled by Jack Layton we should get our information from Stephen Harper.
 
#9
In order to understand Economics you need to realize that everything is controlled by a group of The American Red Cross made up of Thai Transvestites with help from Europeans.

The conspiracy first started during The Treaty of Versailles in Machupichu. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including The signing of the declaration of independence.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by their murder.

They want to pick the nose of the Westboro Baptist Church and imprison resisters in Afghanistan using teleporters.

In order to prepare for this, we all must rape. Since the media is controlled by IconBasser we should get our information from Rush Limbaugh.
 
#10
In order to understand the Federal Reserve you need to realize that everything is controlled by a group of bankers made up of Ewoks with help from gold bugs.

The conspiracy first started during the Depression in over the rainbow. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including Super Bowl III.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by their talking loudly on cell phones.

They want to beatdown underpants gnomes and imprison resisters in North Korea using Bicycles.

In order to prepare for this, we all must stop payment. Since the media is controlled by Michael Moore we should get our information from Tea Party.
 
#11
IconBasser said:
In order to understand Economics you need to realize that everything is controlled by a group of The American Red Cross made up of Thai Transvestites with help from Europeans.

The conspiracy first started during The Treaty of Versailles in Machupichu. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including The signing of the declaration of independence.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by their murder.

They want to pick the nose of the Westboro Baptist Church and imprison resisters in Afghanistan using teleporters.

In order to prepare for this, we all must rape. Since the media is controlled by IconBasser we should get our information from Rush Limbaugh.
Click to expand...

I also had "We all must rape" in mine. Lawl.

XD
 
#12
What They Don't Want You to Know

In order to understand String theory you need to realize that everything is controlled by a group ofThe Taliban made up of The Russians with help from PETA.
The conspiracy first started during The Holocaust in Antarctica. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including CBS buying out Fender.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by theirBad guitar playing.

They want to Decapitate Fred Phelps and imprison resisters in A Justin Bieber concert using Rusty white vans .

In order to prepare for this, we all must Hide under rocks. Since the media is controlled by Governor Tarkin we should get our information from Mon Mothma.
 
#14
What They Don't Want You to Know

In order to understand that oxygen masks in airplanes are there only to muffle the screams while you die, you need to realize that everything is controlled by a group of Girl Scouts made up of centenarians with help from people with common sense.

The conspiracy first started during the British Invastion in Paris, France. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including Marie Curie's discovery of radium.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by their bitten fingernails.

They want to murder Mother Theresa and imprison resisters in public restrooms using unicycles.

In order to prepare for this, we all must fish or cut bait. Since the media is controlled by Sierra Club we should get our information from American Family Association.
 
#15
What They Don't Want You to Know
In order to understand falaffel you need to realize that everything is controlled by a group ofwestminister baptist church made up of caucasian with help from armenian.
The conspiracy first started during superbowl in elvis's backyard. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including indianapolis black expo.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by theirsmacking gum.

They want to circumsizing manbearpig and imprison resisters in ricki lake's bathroom using water ski's.

In order to prepare for this, we all must seperate. Since the media is controlled by failin' palin we should get our information from obamacare.
 
#16
What They Don't Want You to Know
In order to understand Aliens you need to realize that everything is controlled by a group of westboro church made up of irish with help from mob.
The conspiracy first started during moon landing in carnegie hall. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including civil war.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by theirbiting of nails.

They want to decapitate Rod Parsley and imprison resisters in pennsylvania using bicycles.

In order to prepare for this, we all must vote. Since the media is controlled by peta we should get our information from IRS.
 
#17
In order to understand Life you need to realize that everything is controlled by a group of preppy kids made up of skinny bassists with help from clowns.

The conspiracy first started during discovering America in Taco Bell. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including Titanic sinking.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by their interrupting people.

They want to cruelly slaughter That guy with a fro and imprison resisters in Tbot using Massive robots.

In order to prepare for this, we all must slapping fiercely . Since the media is controlled by that one guy.. Bob. we should get our information from your mom.
 
#18
What They Don't Want You to Know
In order to understand freedom and democracy you need to realize that everything is controlled by a group of DnD nerds made up of Salopians with help from Zürchers.
The conspiracy first started during World Cup '86 in Basingstoke. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including Rock in Rio 2001.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by their obnoxious techno.

They want to dismember Jeevist and imprison resisters in Telford using Jags.

In order to prepare for this, we all must have a giant crap. Since the media is controlled by Jerry Garcia we should get our information from DavCam and SamCam.
 
#19
In order to understand fiscal responsibility you need to realize that everything is controlled by a group of cannibals made up of intelligent people with help from the morons.
The conspiracy first started during The Rotary Club's pancake breakfast in the gazebo out back. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including the invention of Silly Putty.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by their nail biting.

They want to poke the eyes of Lazarus Long and imprison resisters in Disney World using bicycles.

In order to prepare for this, we all must flatulate. Since the media is controlled by my uncle we should get our information from my dad.
 
#20
What They Don't Want You to Know
In order to understand anal sex you need to realize that everything is controlled by a group of NAACP made up of Mexicans with help from hippies.

The conspiracy first started during fall of Rome in your mom's house. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including Napoleon's defeat.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by their nail biting.

They want to rape the Pope and imprison resisters in North Dakota using Camels.

In order to prepare for this, we all must lay down. Since the media is controlled by Obama we should get our information from Rush Limbaugh.
 

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