Oh yeah, speaking of what's 'not for me'... I played 'cello in a string orchestra for a couple of seasons where the guy next to me had this harsh looking old bearded guy for a scroll on his old German 'cello. Thing gave me the creeps. Beautifully carved, full of character, but it felt like there was this angry little man sitting just at the edge of my peripheral vision all the time. Spooky.
The scroll on Kelischek's one bass was a self-portrait. Remarkable piece of work that bass. Can't say I'm fond of the face on a bass, but it's an interesting feature on a very interesting big bass. That was intended as the first of a series of 10 themed basses.
And there's a bass owned by a Victoria, BC bassist I think which has a portrait of Gary Karr for a scroll topper. Not a big fan of that either, even though it's a decent likeness. It's a Jim Ham bass but I think he had someone else carve the face.