D**n you FACEBOOK!!!!!

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  1. pglaser01

    pglaser01

    Mar 19, 2013
    St. Louis, MO
    If only I were that good....
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    Well...so Long productivity.

    I’ll be busy doing this for awhile...
     
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  2. bholder

    bholder Affable Sociopath Gold Supporting Member Supporting Member

    Sep 2, 2001
    Vestal, NY
    Received a gift from Sire* (see sig)
    "What if there was no such thing as a rhetorical question?" - Steven Wright
     
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  3. pglaser01

    pglaser01

    Mar 19, 2013
    St. Louis, MO
    If only I were that good....
    Interesting....would have thought at least a few more people would have attempted.
     
  4. two fingers

    two fingers Opinionated blowhard. But not mad about it. Inactive

    Feb 7, 2005
    Eastern NC USA
    Actually, Dolly Parton always loved me decades before Whitney did.
     
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  5. What if the lion "didn't" sleep tonight?
    What if he "didn't" have his mojo workin?
    What if John Fogarty had been put in left field?
    What if John Lennon and Sir Paul didn't want to hold her hand?
     
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  6. FilterFunk

    FilterFunk Everything is on the ONE!

    Mar 31, 2010
    What if Daniel isn't traveling tonight on a plane?
    What if what we need isn't "soul power"?
     
  7. Pilgrim

    Pilgrim Supporting Member

    What if no one ever put the "bomp" in the "bomp-sha-bomp?"

    What if no one ever put the "ram" in the "ramma-lamma-ding-dong?"
     
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  8. GBBSbassist

    GBBSbassist I actually play more guitar...

    Nov 23, 2010
    Chicago
    What if we didn't all live in a yellow submarine?
     
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  9. two fingers

    two fingers Opinionated blowhard. But not mad about it. Inactive

    Feb 7, 2005
    Eastern NC USA
    Oh das where it wooduh fell apart right there. Everything else srpung up from the bomp..... and the ram.

    Without them, the wheels woulda come off the train and we would still be doing Gregorian Chants.

    Troof, yo.
     
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  10. Nashrakh

    Nashrakh

    Aug 16, 2008
    Hamburg, Germany
    What if Billy lost his number?
     
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  11. What if we didn't do it in the road?
     
  12. Pilgrim

    Pilgrim Supporting Member

    What if there were no "house" in New Orleans?
     
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  13. ThudThudThud

    ThudThudThud

    Jun 4, 2010
    What if riding around wasn't all Sally wanted to do?


    /leaps behind couch again.
     
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  14. mellowinman

    mellowinman Free Man

    Oct 19, 2011
    Minneapolis
    Obviously, you have never met Sally. I assure you riding around isn't all she wanted to do.
     
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  15. twinjet

    twinjet Powered by GE90s; fueled with coffee. Staff Member Supporting Member

    Sep 23, 2008
    49
    What if someone moved Chaka Khan a mountain?
     
  16. wizerd

    wizerd

    Jan 5, 2012
    805
    Prone to ranting, episodes of moral outrage.
    What if he did get some satisfaction?
     
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  17. mongo2

    mongo2

    Feb 17, 2008
    Da Shaw
    What if that mountain was too high?
    What if you could hurry love?
    What if that horse did have a name?
    What if she didn't love you?
    What if you could get enough of their love?
    What if you could see?
    What if there were two ways out?
    What if the room wasn't white?
    What if the dashboard light was out?
     
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  18. Hues

    Hues

    Nov 27, 2012
    What if Facebook actually let me remove their pre-installed,unwanted 268MB app which is just taking up a huge amount of needed space on my phone....And keeps re-installing itself every time I flush it.
     
  19. Pilgrim

    Pilgrim Supporting Member

    What if they never rocked around the clock that night?
     
  20. What if we never find out who wrote the book of love because nobody ever did?
     
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