D**n you FACEBOOK!!!!!

"What if there was no such thing as a rhetorical question?" - Steven Wright

 

Actually, Dolly Parton always loved me decades before Whitney did.

 

What if the lion "didn't" sleep tonight?
What if he "didn't" have his mojo workin?
What if John Fogarty had been put in left field?
What if John Lennon and Sir Paul didn't want to hold her hand?

 

What if Daniel isn't traveling tonight on a plane?
What if what we need isn't "soul power"?

 

What if no one ever put the "bomp" in the "bomp-sha-bomp?"

What if no one ever put the "ram" in the "ramma-lamma-ding-dong?"

 

What if we didn't all live in a yellow submarine?

 

Oh das where it wooduh fell apart right there. Everything else srpung up from the bomp..... and the ram.

Without them, the wheels woulda come off the train and we would still be doing Gregorian Chants.

Troof, yo.

 

What if Billy lost his number?

 

What if we didn't do it in the road?

 

What if there were no "house" in New Orleans?

 

What if riding around wasn't all Sally wanted to do?


/leaps behind couch again.

 

Obviously, you have never met Sally. I assure you riding around isn't all she wanted to do.

 

What if he did get some satisfaction?

 

What if that mountain was too high?
What if you could hurry love?
What if that horse did have a name?
What if she didn't love you?
What if you could get enough of their love?
What if you could see?
What if there were two ways out?
What if the room wasn't white?
What if the dashboard light was out?

 

What if Facebook actually let me remove their pre-installed,unwanted 268MB app which is just taking up a huge amount of needed space on my phone....And keeps re-installing itself every time I flush it.

 

What if they never rocked around the clock that night?

 

What if we never find out who wrote the book of love because nobody ever did?