D**n you FACEBOOK!!!!!

[CPR4LIFE]

What if she wasn't right next door? And even if she was, what if I wasn't such a strong persuader?

 

[pie_man_25]

What if Facebook actually let me remove their pre-installed,unwanted 268MB app which is just taking up a huge amount of needed space on my phone....And keeps re-installing itself every time I flush it.

Have you looked into rooting and ricing your phone? It's something to be quite careful with, as you can void warranties and brick your phone doing so, but I imagine if all you do is remove a Facebook app and some other bloatware, it might be pretty low risk.

 

[StudioStuntz]

What if somebody really did know what time it is?

 

[Jborg]

What if I dont wanna be sedated?

 

[db59]

what if she didn't say burn

 

[BaileyMan]

What if she wasn't mighty mighty or never let it all hang out?
What if she was a brownstone instead?
What if she didn't wear an itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini?

 

[JeezyMcNuggles]

What if the tiny dancer was 6' 3"?

 

[JeezyMcNuggles]

What if we did start the fire?

 

[BaileyMan]

What if Mr. Mustard didn't sleep in the park?
What if the octopus didn't have a garden?
What if he never brought his mom tiger hunting?
What if Ringo was the walrus???

 

[JeezyMcNuggles]

What if Mr. Mustard didn't sleep in the park?
What if the octopus didn't have a garden?
What if he never brought his mom tiger hunting?
What if Ringo was the walrus???

We'd get a drum solo instead of a coo coo cachoo

 

[FunkyD]

First I'm told in a demanding voice to get on up...after which the same demanding voice insists that I'm supposed to get down. What TF?

 

[bluesfordan]

what if she only shook me for 5 minutes instead of all night?

what if we don't come together?

what if we don't pass the dutchie?

what if we drank in a crowd instead of by ourselves?

what if we don't put our helmet on?

what if she didn't give good return?

 

[fretter]

What if Beth hadn't called?

 

[Lobster11]

What if Jenny's number was 867-5377?

 

[BaileyMan]

This is totally the best TB thread ever!

 

[Gravedigger Dav]

What if we took the short way home?
What if Ricky lost the number?
What if there were no giraffes dancing on the lawn?
What if he didn't leave a good job in the city?

 

[FrenchBassQC]

If life wasn't such a highway...

 

[BaileyMan]

What if they built this city on classical music?

 

[BaileyMan]

What if she walked the other way?

 

[BaileyMan]

What if he smoked 3 joints at every 10,000 points?