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Damn, I'm smooth...

Discussion in 'Off Topic [BG]' started by Mike Money, Apr 24, 2005.


  1. Mike Money

    Mike Money Banned

    Mar 18, 2003
    Bakersfield California
    Avatar Speakers Endorsing Hooligan
    Mom: Michael, unload the dishwasher and hand-wash what is in the sink...

    Me: Alright...

    Mom: How'd that job interview go?

    Me: Pretty good, I think... Hey, where is Ally?

    Mom: Probably sitting in her room, being unproductive...

    Me: Really? She should be doing the dishes then...

    Mom: Well, what have you done today? About as much as her.

    Me: Uh... er... I cleaned my room... Which is ten times more than what she has done in the past week! So, I am now boycotting the dishes!

    Mom: Hrm... Ally, come do the dishes!

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    I'm good.
     
  2. Your jedi mind trickery is most impressive, Money-san.
     
  3. Minger

    Minger

    Mar 15, 2004
    Rochester, NY
    LOL

    Nice man...
     
  4. You're an ass Mike, just do what she asks and stop trying to be punk you lamo.
     
  5. Finger Blister

    Finger Blister

    Jul 8, 2003
    The Force is strong with this one.

    He's using an old Jedi mind trick.








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  6. DigMe

    DigMe

    Aug 10, 2002
    Waco, TX
    From now on can you please post transcripts of all conversations with your mom? Thanks.

    brad cook
     
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  8. DigMe

    DigMe

    Aug 10, 2002
    Waco, TX
    brad cook
     
  9. Sonorous

    Sonorous

    Oct 1, 2003
    Denton, TX
    Your mom calls you Michael?
     
  10. Mike Money

    Mike Money Banned

    Mar 18, 2003
    Bakersfield California
    Avatar Speakers Endorsing Hooligan

    My whole family does... but mainly cause my step dad is a Mike... so i never went from michael to mike since a new mike showed up :p
     
  11. fraublugher

    fraublugher

    Nov 19, 2004
    ottawa, ontario, canada
    music school retailer
  12. Crimson

    Crimson

    Feb 29, 2004
    I need to find ways to get out of doing the dishes. I'm constantly having to do them since my brother went off to college. I need the power of the Force.
     
  13. Selta

    Selta

    Feb 6, 2002
    Pacific Northwet
    Total fanboi of: Fractal Audio, AudiKinesis Cabs, Dingwall basses
    Or ya'll could be NOT lazy and just do some dishes...

    Ray
     
  14. Yeah, honestly...

    I actually miss doing yard work and stuff now that I'm away at college. Now there's a sentence I'd never thought I'd type, but it's true, nonetheless. :smug:
     
  15. Selta

    Selta

    Feb 6, 2002
    Pacific Northwet
    Total fanboi of: Fractal Audio, AudiKinesis Cabs, Dingwall basses
    +1 actually. Used to do a lot of work in the fields and around the house... and now I miss it. Can't wait to get home :smug:

    Ray
     
  16. Come on over to my place. I got some work for you to do. :D
     
  17. Mike Money

    Mike Money Banned

    Mar 18, 2003
    Bakersfield California
    Avatar Speakers Endorsing Hooligan

    Hey, trash, keeping the back yard clean, cleaning the front porch, and keeping the floors clean are all my jobs.

    Dishes are the sisters... I had a case, damnit!

    Besides, i had done it that morning :p
     
  18. Selta

    Selta

    Feb 6, 2002
    Pacific Northwet
    Total fanboi of: Fractal Audio, AudiKinesis Cabs, Dingwall basses
    I gladly would. For my boss down here I've painted some rooms in his house, and did a fair amount of landscaping, all for free, just cos I like to work, and he's a great dude. I really don't find "work" to be as bad as everyone my age seems to make it out to be. Stupid lazy people...


    Ray
     
  19. Selta

    Selta

    Feb 6, 2002
    Pacific Northwet
    Total fanboi of: Fractal Audio, AudiKinesis Cabs, Dingwall basses
    Well, that's not so bad. I just love hearing of someone who does more work getting out of the job, rather than just doing it.

    Ray