Damn, I'm smooth...

[Mike Money]

Mom: Michael, unload the dishwasher and hand-wash what is in the sink...

Me: Alright...

Mom: How'd that job interview go?

Me: Pretty good, I think... Hey, where is Ally?

Mom: Probably sitting in her room, being unproductive...

Me: Really? She should be doing the dishes then...

Mom: Well, what have you done today? About as much as her.

Me: Uh... er... I cleaned my room... Which is ten times more than what she has done in the past week! So, I am now boycotting the dishes!

Mom: Hrm... Ally, come do the dishes!

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I'm good.

 

[Indi86]

Your jedi mind trickery is most impressive, Money-san.

 

[Minger]

LOL

Nice man...

 

[Mr.QuakQuak]

You're an ass Mike, just do what she asks and stop trying to be punk you lamo.

 

[mikewho]

good one

 

[Finger Blister]

The Force is strong with this one.

He's using an old Jedi mind trick.

 

[DigMe]

From now on can you please post transcripts of all conversations with your mom? Thanks.

brad cook

 

[Tyler Hole]

Mom: Michael, unload the dishwasher and hand-wash what is in the sink...

Me: Alright...

Mom: How'd that job interview go?

Me: Pretty good, I think... Hey, where is Ally?

Mom: Probably sitting in her room, being unproductive...

Me: Really? She should be doing the dishes then...

Mom: Well, what have you done today? About as much as her.

Me: Uh... er... I cleaned my room... Which is ten times more than what she has done in the past week! So, I am now boycotting the dishes!

Mom: Hrm... Ally, come do the dishes!

Me: Damn, I'm smooth...like a baby's bottom.

Mom: What was that?

Me: Baby's bottom....smooth. I'm smooth.

Mom: You're all crazy.

.

 

[DigMe]

Mom: Michael, unload the dishwasher and hand-wash what is in the sink...

Me: Alright...

Mom: How'd that job interview go?

Me: Pretty good, I think... Hey, where is Ally?

Mom: Probably sitting in her room, being unproductive...

Me: Really? She should be doing the dishes then...

Mom: Well, what have you done today? About as much as her.

Me: Uh... er... I cleaned my room... Which is ten times more than what she has done in the past week! So, I am now boycotting the dishes!

Mom: Hrm... Ally, come do the dishes!

Me: Damn, I'm smooth...like a baby's bottom.

Mom: What was that?

Me: Baby's bottom....smooth. I'm smooth.

Mom: You're all crazy.

Mom: Why can't you be more like that DigMe fellow?

brad cook

 

[Sonorous]

Your mom calls you Michael?

 

[Mike Money]

Your mom calls you Michael?

My whole family does... but mainly cause my step dad is a Mike... so i never went from michael to mike since a new mike showed up

 

[fraublugher]

and definitely not smooth

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[Crimson]

I need to find ways to get out of doing the dishes. I'm constantly having to do them since my brother went off to college. I need the power of the Force.

 

[Selta]

I need to find ways to get out of doing the dishes. I'm constantly having to do them since my brother went off to college. I need the power of the Force.

Or ya'll could be NOT lazy and just do some dishes...

Ray

 

[SomecallmeTim]

Or ya'll could be NOT lazy and just do some dishes...

Ray

Yeah, honestly...

I actually miss doing yard work and stuff now that I'm away at college. Now there's a sentence I'd never thought I'd type, but it's true, nonetheless.

 

[Selta]

Yeah, honestly...

I actually miss doing yard work and stuff now that I'm away at college. Now there's a sentence I'd never thought I'd type, but it's true, nonetheless.

+1 actually. Used to do a lot of work in the fields and around the house... and now I miss it. Can't wait to get home

Ray

 

[Chris J]

Yeah, honestly...

I actually miss doing yard work and stuff now that I'm away at college. Now there's a sentence I'd never thought I'd type, but it's true, nonetheless.

Come on over to my place. I got some work for you to do.

 

[Mike Money]

Or ya'll could be NOT lazy and just do some dishes...

Ray

Hey, trash, keeping the back yard clean, cleaning the front porch, and keeping the floors clean are all my jobs.

Dishes are the sisters... I had a case, damnit!

Besides, i had done it that morning

 

[Selta]

Come on over to my place. I got some work for you to do.

I gladly would. For my boss down here I've painted some rooms in his house, and did a fair amount of landscaping, all for free, just cos I like to work, and he's a great dude. I really don't find "work" to be as bad as everyone my age seems to make it out to be. Stupid lazy people...


Ray

 

[Selta]

Hey, trash, keeping the back yard clean, cleaning the front porch, and keeping the floors clean are all my jobs.

Dishes are the sisters... I had a case, damnit!

Besides, i had done it that morning

Well, that's not so bad. I just love hearing of someone who does more work getting out of the job, rather than just doing it.

Ray