Mom: Michael, unload the dishwasher and hand-wash what is in the sink... Me: Alright... Mom: How'd that job interview go? Me: Pretty good, I think... Hey, where is Ally? Mom: Probably sitting in her room, being unproductive... Me: Really? She should be doing the dishes then... Mom: Well, what have you done today? About as much as her. Me: Uh... er... I cleaned my room... Which is ten times more than what she has done in the past week! So, I am now boycotting the dishes! Mom: Hrm... Ally, come do the dishes! -------------------- I'm good.