...from shoulder height, in the middle of the road.
The douche was talking on his cell phone, so he one-hands it up onto his shoulder, and as he's crossing the street toward my front porch, it slips and falls about 5.5 feet from shoulder height to the pavement below.
Fortunately it was packed very well and sustained no damage that I can see.
But FERCRISESAKE THAT IS A PISSER!
I met him halfway up my driveway, gave him the hairy eyeball, and said, "Dude, you gotta be more gentle with my packages. There's something relatively fragile in there."
I sent an e-mail to UPS customer service. That's not the first time I've seen a UPS driver gabbing into his cell phone while trying to simultaneously do his job with one hand.
AAARRRRGGGGGHHHH!!!!
The douche was talking on his cell phone, so he one-hands it up onto his shoulder, and as he's crossing the street toward my front porch, it slips and falls about 5.5 feet from shoulder height to the pavement below.
Fortunately it was packed very well and sustained no damage that I can see.
But FERCRISESAKE THAT IS A PISSER!
I met him halfway up my driveway, gave him the hairy eyeball, and said, "Dude, you gotta be more gentle with my packages. There's something relatively fragile in there."
I sent an e-mail to UPS customer service. That's not the first time I've seen a UPS driver gabbing into his cell phone while trying to simultaneously do his job with one hand.
AAARRRRGGGGGHHHH!!!!