Dearest TalkBass Off Topic

[Happynoj]

I remember laying in bed with her and telling her how much I love her, and watching movies with her, and being ****ing happy, and holding her hand, and her making out with another guy in front of me, and her going out with another guy less than a week after breaking up with me for the first time because she said she wasn't ready to date anyone, and finding out about it during lunch from one of the other guys friends, and her going out with and ****ing the kid who made fun of me in elementy school, and I'm still in love with her. And I alone, and I'm going to die alone, and I have no idea what the **** I'm doing.

You can do much better. She's not even that hot. And quite bitching about it on TB.

 

[ausf]

If i ever meet you, you're so getting Roshamboed.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAA!


Dude, the desperate loser deal never works. You'll never get the girl, only scare her and everyone else away.

Your best bet would be the tortured artist, Cobain, Pollack, etc...Problem is, you need to be good at something for it to work. Throw away your flippin' Nintendo, get offline and pick up your damn bass.

There's a big difference between, 'Man, what a freak' and "Man, the guy's a freak, but he f'n can play"

 

[Simo98]

Throw away your flippin' Nintendo, get offline and pick up your damn bass.

Or you could give it to me, mine only sort of works nowadays.

I also need a couple more controllers for 4 player Goldeneye, the Joysticks on some of mine are worn out :/

 

[RedCoatMonster]

I remember laying in bed with her and telling her how much I love her, and watching movies with her, and being ****ing happy, and holding her hand, and her making out with another guy in front of me, and her going out with another guy less than a week after breaking up with me for the first time because she said she wasn't ready to date anyone, and finding out about it during lunch from one of the other guys friends, and her going out with and ****ing the kid who made fun of me in elementy school, and I'm still in love with her. And I alone, and I'm going to die alone, and I have no idea what the **** I'm doing.

I love when merely reading a post can make me want to squirm out of my chair ans slither away.

 

[iamlowsound]

Dude you suck.

This.

lowsound

 

[Lammchop93]

Dearest Username, please be quiet. If necessary, use duct tape. Thank you.

lowsound

You know what they always say, "If you can't duct it, **** it."

 

[Munjibunga]

Shut up and go to sleep.

 

[XtreO]

I'm going to find a girl, and we're going to lay in my bed, and we're going to listen to pop-punk records.

I can now see why you haven't been with a girl in so long

 

[Asa Samuel]

A man broke the world speed record on a lawnmower http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/8699070.stm

 

[Dan B]

>This thread

 

[ugly_bassplayer]

this:

http://www.talkbass.com/forum/showthread.php?t=659908&highlight=

Summer is here = whiny girl threads

 

[machine gewehr]

Here's Billy Sheehan,I'm sure he'll listen to you.

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[mmmmm_funky!]

I remember laying in bed with her and telling her how much I love her, and watching movies with her, and being ****ing happy, and holding her hand, and her making out with another guy in front of me, and her going out with another guy less than a week after breaking up with me for the first time because she said she wasn't ready to date anyone, and finding out about it during lunch from one of the other guys friends, and her going out with and ****ing the kid who made fun of me in elementy school, and I'm still in love with her. And I alone, and I'm going to die alone, and I have no idea what the **** I'm doing.

You're drunk, right?

 

[sloasdaylight]

i <3 this thread.

 

[sleepytime]

This thread made me lol half a dozen times, so I am bumping, as it has fallen to 3rd position in OT.

 

[Thunderscreech]

You're drunk, right?

He's too young to drink, and thus posts threads like this that suck.