Topical male enlargement products never cease to amuse me. Just rub this cream on yourself and you'll magically start to grow! I think pretty much every male in the world has figured this trick out by the age of 15 or so.
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Definitely the most annoying infomercial ever
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I am going with, currently, vonage commercials with the douchey guy from the "phone company" and that troll of a woman with the condescending responses. Hey morons, this is TV, I see ugly people everywhere I go, get with the hotties. Also the free credit report songs make me wish that I had been born without ear drums. Honorable mention goes to all Taco Bell commercials in the last 10 years.
As the weekend manager of an adult video/novelty store, I can tell you that you would be surprised at how much of that stuff we sell every week to people who swear up and down that it works.
The "say goodbye to goodbye" commericals are really annoying, except in one of them there's a hot chick that's saying bye to her boyfriend or whatever.
Besides her being hot, those commercials suck.
Besides her being hot, those commercials suck.
hahaha
Do you mean the split-screen one with the telco guy and the dumpy 40-something?
That is the one that I mentioned a few posts above. Not only does it suck, it is on like every commercial break on every channel that I watch.
You're preaching to the choir on that one, my friend. I'm on the remote faster than flies on dung when that one comes on.
I'd think that would be Maki's favorite song given that the band is comprised entirely of sexy Asian chicks.
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That guy is really annoying.
I almost bought some Oxy Clean at a local hardware store. Then I saw the guy's mug on the display. I put it back on the shelf.
Is that the commercial that has the dude with the blue polo shirt and headset mic, done up like he's one of those demonstrators you see in the mall? The commercial makes a big deal that the product is made in Germany? If so, that guy is a total douche!
I agree with the eXtenze commercials. I especially love the part of the informercial where the Asian girl is all like "Yeah, I just couldn't totally fall in love with the guy I lost my virginity to, because he wasn't big enough."
I'm glad to see that I'm not the only one here who wants to scream obscenities whenever a Truth commercial comes on. I'm not even a smoker and they piss me off. I think it's because they are so pretentious and act so morally elite.
Oh my God! Big Tobacco is run by a bunch of suits who are getting rich off of the harmful addictions of others! What an amazing revelation!!! Next thing, you're going to tell me that the sky is blue and that Einstein came up with the Theory of Relativity. [/sarcasm]
What about that 50 year old bassist that uses the BowFlex? Anyone else hate him?
"I play in a rock band..."
"I play in a rock band..."
Sham wow, You'll be saying wow everytime
End of thread. Shamwow sucks the big one.
Guy above me, I think someone on this board met him?
End of thread. Shamwow sucks the big one.
Guy above me, I think someone on this board met him?
Do you guys have the Everest college commercials? The ones with the young black man trying to persuade other young men to get of the couch and go to college.
He sort of harasses you into going to college.
"Yo, what are you doing!?" "You're probably sitting on your couch, while life passes you by, wondering what happened."
"Don't even look at me, you see the number. Call the number, don't even be looking at me."
He sort of harasses you into going to college.
"Yo, what are you doing!?" "You're probably sitting on your couch, while life passes you by, wondering what happened."
"Don't even look at me, you see the number. Call the number, don't even be looking at me."
i hate the ones with the fella that vaguely resembles Al from "Home Improvement"
(ie: mighty putty)
(ie: mighty putty)
